Is it normal i talk like this?

I gots a straight-up unique way of bustin lyrics, which is transferred ta text form, which you can peep here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Muthafuckas done been sayin dat I should stop n' dat I’m bein buggin yo, but tha thang is, I can’t help dat shit. My fuckin straight-up first word was "nigga," n' I done been bustin lyrics like dis eva since. Whenever I try sayin a aiiight word, it comes up in mah unique rap pattern, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. My fuckin crew say it’s why mah grades is slipping, mah playaz all left me cuz they couldn’t stand it, every last muthafuckin thang rap battle endz terribly, which is straight-up shitty cuz I need ta have scrilla ta loot a doggy den n' chicken so I don’t die biaaatch! Not ta mention mah homosapienity. By far da most thugged-out shitty part is dat I’m a white muthafucka, so I git beat up whenever I’m up in a funky-ass black hood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I straight-up need some help!

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Comments ( 17 )
  • CozmoWank

    Jumping Jupiter, you sound just like a colored fella.

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  • Clunk42

    Your English grade must also be slipping.

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    • Yes, dat one is especially bad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Fucked up thang is I wanna bust a nut on Gangsta class but they keep givin me shitty grades cuz of mah rap disorder playa! Now that’s not fair!

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Hows about making sugary treats? I made some whipped cream this morning by mixing 8 pumps of starbucks brand vanilla syrup and 2 1/2 cups of heavy whipping cream with an electric mixer. It came out tasty and made an excellent strawberry pie topping. XD

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        • CozmoWank

          Yum. Care to share some?

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          • Cuntsiclestick

            Honestly, I wish I could share some of the sugary junk food I make with people here. This place is filled with great people (including you too.)
            :)

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  • ToTheMoon

    "I need ta have scrilla ta loot a doggy den n' chicken so I don’t die biaaatch!"

    Wait, there is a chicken in the dog house? Wouldn't it then be a hen house?

    I have a rap for you mothor farko. . .

    Heeaaad shoulders knees and toes knees and toes
    Heeaaad shoulders knees and toes knees and toes
    Eyes and ears and mouth and nose
    Heeaaad shoulders knees and toes knees and toes

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  • dimwitted

    Wow that was a lot of time and effort spent on something worthless.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    what up j-roc

    yowhimsayin?

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    • charli.m

      I like yours better than his. Yours sounds organic. That just sounded too tryhard.

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  • Manimaltheanimal

    I didnt even bother to "read" the gibberish you left piled up on your post. You need to find a trade or learn to drive a forklift. Then at night take remedial language courses so you can stop raping the english language

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  • ellnell

    Diggi doggy doo doo flacka flocka boom boom

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  • *feverishly refreshes Google translate*

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  • litelander8

    Nigga, please.

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  • megadriver

    Gangsta shit nigga XD

    We be bouncin' up in da club like a madafaka 'till every nigga up in dis' biach be twerkin' and swaggin', bangin' and busting nuts like it's 1999... nigga!

    I'd do more rapping, but a black gangsta thug stole my rhymes and rode away on a bicycle...

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