Is it normal i talk to plants???

It started with house plants because I hear that it helps them grow but now I find myself out on the streets talking to rose bushes and trees and the grass!!

People look at me like I'm crazy!

I have even been banned from the local floral shop because I would spend hours everyday talking to the plants and the old lady that ran the shop got sick of seeing me in there.

Is this normal? I just want these poor sweeties to grow!

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Based on 36 votes (15 yes)
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  • It's normal until they talk back.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Feed me Seymour!

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  • Avant-Garde

    They are sentient! Please read, "The Secret Life of Plants" by Peter Tompkins and Christopher Bird. :)

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    • anti-hero

      Then why do you eat them?

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