Is it normal i think im satanically possessed?

... I think i am possessed by satan, not just a demon, i did a ouji board and i took my finger off and i feel over today and i caught a cold :s im really worried i'm seeing a preist tommorow but i dont know what to do!? does this happen to people often?!

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  • NotSoLaky

    can't tell if troll or just plain stupid

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  • despair.killz

    Its normal. And the ouiji board works because psychologically you believe in it so it seems like its moving. Half ppl who play with that gay ouiji board think they are possesed. Chill. Hope that helped.

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  • i smell sulpher, who farted? oh its you dark lord pardon me

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  • Tehboss

    now thats just silly talk why would satan want you?

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    • iperfect

      and why god would you ?

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      • Tehboss

        who said he wants you? He wants a changed you (the whole convertion thing) so yeah speaking strictly God doesn't want you for you.

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  • dontgiveup:)

    You used a ouija board? Well then, lesson learned, dont use a ouija board!

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  • ThatOneOtherPerson

    Join the dark side, and together we shall rule the galaxy.

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  • Faceless

    Satan doesnt know how to use the internets, you fool!

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  • Ono

    Obvious troll question. Go back to you cave.

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  • AngAnders112

    Satan possession will do much much more to you than give you a cold (at least according to the movies.)

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  • You took your finger off?
    Kinky.

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  • I was possessed a while back. This demon would torment me in my dreams and made me do horrible things, but I was in denial that an outside force was controlling me somehow. He made me become a despicable scumbag, but it somehow wasn't me. I don't even know where these things come from, if they live in our minds or genuinely are spirits that enter our minds and torment us and make us do fucked up shit

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  • hokisgurl

    Read the bible out loud the devil and his companions can't stand scripture

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    • AngAnders112

      Not necessarily true. If you're reading The Word but don't have faith in it, then it will have no effect. It's actually your faith in God that is needed to repel the demons.

      I watched the new version of Fright Night the other day and they expained how this works, while he killed a guy holding a cross in his face.

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  • Majizz

    Uh I'm pretty sure Satan wouldn't posses you. Like ever. But hey, go take a shower in some holy water and see what happens (;

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  • alv1592

    IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!

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  • Eternities

    How old are you exactly

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  • Who_Fan4Life

    You took your finger off? Yeah, and I detached my John Thomas!

    Fake.

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  • Inspector019

    Beatle Juice. Beatle Juice. Beatle Juice. Bwahhahaha

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  • Inspector019

    As opposed to Jesusly???

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  • Dizzee

    Don't let the darkness control you, that is all.

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