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You aren't touching pussy, boobs, or ass. You can reason your way around it all you want, what you've got in your hand is a dick - a man's dick. You are getting sexual pleasure by stimulating a man's junk, this is a sex act comprised of 100 percent dudes. Gay as fuck.
This makes no sense. Whats next? Are you also in that band of weirdos that thinks a straight man fucking a woman in the ass is actually gay and a straight man who has a woman stimulate his prostate is actually gay? XD
A very narrow, parochial view of sexuality. Masturbation is part of many people's healthy sex life, and they're not homos.
Op trying so hard to not sound gay it becomes apparent he’s the gayest person in existence.
I'm assuming you're just stirring the pot but for arguments sake, there are plenty of "manly" gay men, so doing something "unmanly" doesn't automatically equal gay.
"You aren't touching pussy, boobs, or ass."
But one can fantasize about those things, specifically when they belong to certain WOMEN, dumbass.
Doesn't matter. If you shove your dick into another guy's asshole, it's still gay, even if you think about a woman while you do so.
Shoving your dick into another guy's asshole, what are you talking about? I was talking about jerking off. That's what this post is about, after all. When a guy masturbates, he can think about WOMEN, and I'm pretty sure virtually all straight guys do.
Your post makes ZERO sense.
In BOTH situations, there is a 100% male presence. Jerking off and thinking about women is no different from shoving your dick into a dude's ass or letting him blow you while you "think about women." You are a man being touched by a man, regardless of what's going on in your head.
"Jerking off and thinking about women is no different from shoving your dick into a dude's ass or letting him blow you"
Haha, are you drunk or something? There is a HUGE difference between thoughts and actions. Are you sure you're not a troll BTW? This whole thread is too stupid for words. Again, your post makes ZERO sense.
I'm gonna jerk off now.
every time you pee youre touchin a dick
you might as well move to fire island and start writin musicals
So you're saying I'm gay if I fuck a woman in both her ass and pussy? Why? It's a woman and I'm a man, so am I gay that she sucks my cock? You have the right idea about saying a man belongs with a woman only but to say he only has her pussy to himself is strange sir/ma'am. Of that's your opinion so be it but ever cross your mind maybe it is wrong (wrong as in incorrect). Ass huh? What if a woman likes her ass licked? Is she gay? Everyone has an ass it's only gay if its the same genders ass
I don't know about you, but I've invested in a bidet. I used to use my hands to clean back there, but when I noticed what it was doing to me, I knew I had to find some kind of alternative. I can almost guarantee that you will find yourself thinking less feminine thoughts and will have more masculine energy, more manly oomph, if you switch to using a bidet to clean up afterwards.