Is it normal i think that metal music is pretty gay?

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You've got guys dressing in leather daddy outfits with tight pants screaming about Vikings, elves, and other mystical shit into a microphone while shredding and noodling up and down on some rather phallic looking instruments. The members of said community are always "this band is gay" and "Gaahl sucks cocks" but the fact that they enjoy being members of a subculture so brimming with longhaired pretty boys who wear makeup (oh, sorry, "corpse paint") who like to do macho poses and dress like S & M freaks from a gay club in San Francisco should tell you a lot about their repressed, homoerotic feelings.

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kikilizzo

1 year ago

Hip hop is more gay.
Grown man with their pants down which we all know what it signals.
Their trashy view on women also shows they much prefer men.
They also tend to love fashion and jewelry, always bragging about gold chains and they even love shoes (brand name tennis shoes and shit). The macho act is very typical for closeted gay men.

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Wow3986

1 year ago

I think you're pretty homophobic.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  I think you've gone passed having a stick up your ass to having inserted the entire forest. You must be a toothpick factory's wet dream.
  
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  - Wow3986
    
    1 year ago
    
    And you have your whole entire head up your ass.
    
    Your society's nightmare.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      "Whole entire head" as opposed to what? My half entire head? Your retorts are as redundant as your continued existence.
      
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      - Wow3986
        
        1 year ago
        
        Don't be jelly, bro.
        
        Whole entire head meaning all of your head.
        
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Meatballsandwich

1 year ago

I actually find the homoeroticism a bit appealing, not gonna lie.

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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

Yeah the stuff of yours I heard years back was pretty sick 😎

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Somenormie

1 year ago

Fuck you, I happen to like metal that's like me saying Pop music is gay.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  I have always held that pop music is pretty gay - I mean, you've got all the choreographed dances and elaborate costuming that a homosexual could want to see in their lifetime. The songs are easy (like the swishes that listen to this stuff), while featuring lyrics centering around drama and empowerment, one being something that gay men can't get enough of and another being integral to their plot to take over the world (I'll leave you to figure out which is which).
  
  Moreover, you can't go to a gay bar without them playing this kind of racket. Can't these poofs play something else for a change, something more raw and masculine, like this?
  
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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

Totally man. Sounds like doing it on your own, and making music still, suits you better anyway. A lot of the “band” types don’t write or record anything, aren’t interested in actually being creative. A juke box with a pulse as I call them.

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Vvaas

1 year ago

are you ok bestie how's your day been

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  You wouldn't believe how much energy it takes to probe and analyze all the ways in which society is secretly gay. It's pretty hungry work, you can work up quite an appetite in my line of business, so I did what all sensible people do and went grocery shopping earlier today.
  
  As I was shopping at the supermarket, it suddenly dawned on me how gay of an activity this was; you've got squash, sausages, frozen hotdog weenies, pickles, and bananas. Am I the only one who sees what's going on here? So I get ready to purchase these things so that I can go home, insert them into my mouth and begin masticating, when it occurs to me that I am *literally* exchanging money with someone so that I can insert something phallic-looking into my mouth later. I can't even eat in peace these days without the fear that I'm secretly advancing some homosexual plot. I don't care what gay people do in their own homes, they just need to leave me out of it (and maybe do some more 2-for-1 deals on those frozen sausages, which I will buy under extreme protest).
  
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  - CountessDouche
    
    1 year ago
    
    Yeah I was at the local store purchasing food stuffs, and I honestly was offended by every aisle.
    
    Pudding pops-pro rape
    Bean sprouts-pro Flanders
    Vegetables-pro racism/anti food desert
    Socks-ableist
    Crunchy granola-ageist/toothist
    Bananas-"pro fruit" and the gayest fruit
    Potatoes-racist towards the gays
    Womens vitamins-misandrist
    Tampons-anti trans
    Lucky charms-irish abuse
    
    I just stopped eating cause I can't do anything without offending someone.
    
    Oh shit...not eating is offensive to famine victims.
    
    This is as offensive and obvious as shitduz being saddlegoose at this point
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      It's the Irish that the potatoes are after - one famine just wasn't enough for those pro-English bastards. Who knows what dastardly plot they've got in store? (pun not intended)
      
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      - CountessDouche
        
        1 year ago
        
        Oh my fuck. I can't even keep it hetero normative aka straight anymore. I thought the potatoes were too masculine to be anti irish, but that's just my prejudice on display...have you ever noticed how shopping carts are somewhat "square"!? It's obvious anti drug propaganda from circa 1975, which, ironically enough, was the same year the cart corner was invented. Coincidence?
        
        It's almost like saddlegoose is shitduz and we are all to dense to realize how blatantly obvious it is
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        1 year ago
        
        I can believe it - carts are square, because they're putting us on the train to Squaresville with their anti-drug messaging. Just another way for the suits to capture us and turn us into worker drones.
        
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  - Vvaas
    
    1 year ago
    
    be careful watch out for the lady gaga oreo's if you accidentally eat one it will automatically turn u gay xoxo
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      Does it count if I dip it in milk first?
      
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      - Vvaas
        
        1 year ago
        
        yes 😈
        
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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

The ones I know are like that but big babies is the only way I can describe them. Very Whiny/entitled.

Actually, I can see why you got sick of it now lol.

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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

That’s good though if you like time to yourself. I’m not allowed a security license sadly.

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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

That sounds like a big chunk of random adult behaviour unfortunately, definitely not limited to bands.

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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

drug problems and awful behaviour.

Don’t become a chef then lol.

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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

Fair enough. I wouldn’t think there’s a lot of money in it.

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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

Oh really, some of them just being too difficult?

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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

You been well man? Still producing music?

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Ihidabody

1 year ago

This post is gay.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Like your dad? Ask me how I know.
  
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  - Ihidabody
    
    1 year ago
    
    If you're going to try to be insulting, please actually make a decent one, and not that piss poor childish "your dad" joke. And how unoriginal.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      Hello Pot, meet your gay best friend, Kettle.
      
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        1 year ago
        
        Hi Kettle.
        
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Holzman_67

1 year ago

I think your comment shows a narrow view on an expansive genre.

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Bucktighter

1 year ago

Bangers and mashed

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EnglishLad

1 year ago

The fact that you equate "gay" to "lame" tells me everything I need to know about your character.

The metal community wants fuck all to do with you. Go jack off to your fucking Hanson CD.

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  1 year ago
  
  Oh boy! Jacking off to Hanson CDs is my secret vice! Are you part of my fanclub?
  
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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

“You've got guys dressing in leather daddy outfits”

You trying to tell me Rob Halford is gay 🤔

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Rob Halford is actually the least gay metalhead in existence; I can easily see him being straight, but just confused. Now, Kerry King on the other hand...
  
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  - Tommythecaty
    
    1 year ago
    
    Shut the fuck up, it was rhetorical.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      Insert my cock into your mouth, but only rhetorically.
      
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Anonymous Post Author

1 year ago

Ironically, the homoeroticism is one of the selling points for me with metal music. I actually like black metal a lot, just not the NSBM stuff. Not black metal, but just got done listening to one of my favorite albums, "Dopethrone" by Electric Wizard. I have been listening to a lot of Watain, Hellhammer, and Dark Funeral, though.

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- Tommythecaty
  
  1 year ago
  
  Liz Buckingham = ham = meat = cock = gay
  
  Op loves gay metal.
  
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litelander8

1 year ago

If you’re referring to Zeppelin, we’ll fight. “Hair Metal” is dreadful though.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  "Hair metal" is the second straightest form of metal, next to nu metal.
  
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  - Meatballsandwich
    
    1 year ago
    
    How? LMAO
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      Hair metal never dealt with the sort of themes that other metal genres did, it was all about "GIRLZ GIRLS ZIGRLS!!!" and blathering cherry pies and cowboys singing sad sad songs. It might have been glamorous, but it lacked the true appreciation for masculinity and homoeroticism in metal music. Nu metal was pretty straight, because it was tasteless, lacking in camp aesthetic, and filled with testosterone-fueled rage junkie straight guys in baggy tripp pants with shitty fashion sense squawking about how unfair it was that the hall monitor told on them. Also, we have grown-up nu metalers to thank for "EMM AH THA OWNLY WUN??? WILLIN TEW BLEED UR TAEK A BULLET FUR BEEIN FREY???" Only some tasteless hetero could concoct a song so stupid.
      
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