Is it normal i think the squirrels are robots

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The squirrels outside my house have been acting very strange of late. They just stand there and stare at me through my windows. I don't think they are real squirrels and are actually government robots with cameras for eyes. I sell a lot of weed illegally so im pretty sure these are DEA squirrels. They don't even get scared when my cat fucks with them. These are obviously not actual animals. I'm pretty sure the dragonflys are robots as well. Anyone else have government robots disguised as animals all up in their business?

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Boojum

6 years ago

Sounds like you've been sampling a little too much of your product.

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dirtybirdy

6 years ago

The trees are fake, the air is dead, the birds are stuffed with poison lead, and the ground is much too clean.

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- Algum
  
  6 years ago
  
  But the birdy is dirty.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    6 years ago
    
    ...and thank God for that!
    
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- Dustyair
  
  6 years ago
  
  HAHA that is some good shit right there.
  
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- rayb12
  
  6 years ago
  
  Hahahahahha patience bro :) everything in time
  
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nikkiclaire

6 years ago

Stop eating the gummy bear edibles. They are obviously too strong for you.

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[Old Memory]

6 years ago

Sometimes I think the birds are watching me. There’s a red headed woodpecker that circles my house and pecks on the windows. I’ve tried throwing out seed for him to get him to go away but he keeps doing it.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  Robot birds don't need to eat. They only pretend to when their controllers realise you might be on to them.
  
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

6 years ago

thats completely nuts

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  I see what you did there.
  
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  - donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    
    6 years ago
    
    ok how about this...
    
    1. nobody gives a fuck if yallre involved with weed these days
    2. the fed aint gonna spend theys time on a small time weed dealer
    3. the fed especially aint gonna spend valuable resources like robot squirrels on yall
    4. nobody needta spy on yall because yall just admitted to bein a drug dealer on the fuckin internet dumbass!!!
    
    if the local law wantsta come pick yalls ass up and throw yall in county for a couple weeks they prolly woulda already
    
    the number one way yall gonna git caught is gittin ratted (haha suqirrels/rats) out so be careful who yallre sellin to
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      6 years ago
      
      Nope. You should have quit after your (accidental?) pun.
      But...Then you had to go on listing all the symptoms of your autism.
      
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      - Algum
        
        6 years ago
        
        It is true that the government will not waste their time and money for robot squirrels on a small time dope dealer. They leave that for the local police. The government sticks to bigger fish to fry such as large amounts (such as many kilos) of dope, opiates, cocaine, etc. being smuggled into the country and across the boarders, or bigger scale drug ring operations, which is sometimes done out of someone's house. But, it does not sound like you're doing anything like that. So, I'm sure that you were either seeing real squirrels, or you were hallucinating.
        
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lordofopinions

5 years ago

Do you have any other delusional thoughts? :)

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TNXK

6 years ago

is someone in your place feeding the squirrels?

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Pink-pumpkin

6 years ago

It might be true....

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lonewolf1253

6 years ago

You need to either get on medication or adjust the dose your on. If your not trolling, then those are paranoid delusions and your Dr. should be made aware of them. No advise here can address that.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  Actually lonewolf1253, I am well medicated to the extent that I understand basic English. "You're" very bad at attempting the English language. I understand if it is not your first language. You should try learning kindergarten English. In the future I can hook you up with some concentrates and then you can maybe have an excuse to why you can't speak your native tongue.
  
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  - lonewolf1253
    
    6 years ago
    
    I'm glad your meds are helping. You need help.
    
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Pumpurrnickel

6 years ago

No they're not.

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rayb12

6 years ago

Umm no their not robots, but they HAVE robots who did dress up as a squirrel when they spied on you too :) "lol"

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paramore93

6 years ago

Wtf did I write this?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  You've seen them too haven't you?
  
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  - paramore93
    
    6 years ago
    
    I'm almost certain this is one of my friends thinking they're funny xD
    If it isn't, I know exactly what you're talking about, they're everywhere ..
    
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