Is it normal i took a crap & it smelled like dog shit?

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Is it normal I took a crap and it smelled like dog shit? You know that very specific smell when a heap of dog shit has been sitting in the sun and you walk by and you accidentally step in it or your foot breaks thru the crust and the air fills with that unmistakably pungent aroma of dog shit? Or you get a whiff and frantically start checking your shoes and clothing for a smudge? Yeah that's what it smelled like. Even the paper smelled like it when I wiped my ass. I think I have the urge to hump someone's leg or bury my bone. I must be ill or something.

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  • RoseIsabella
    4 years ago

    You could stop snacking on the contents of the cat's litter box?

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  • WeirdDudeFromTheSouth
    4 years ago

    My and my friend andy use to shit in his backyard and watch his stepdad clean it. Wed ask "how'd that dog shit smell" and he would always be like "Idk whats wrong with that dog I aint never smelt dog shit like this".

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  • Doesnormalmatter
    4 years ago

    Possibilities are ranked in order

    1. This is a troll post

    2. Your dog actually wrote this post somehow, some way. Do you want a treat now or What?

    3. You ate dog shit on accident and shitted out dog shit instead of regular human shit which is why your shit smelled like dog shit

    4. The time you stepped on dog shit and smelled it, it was actually human shit and So now you think human shit smells like dog shit even though it really doesn't.

    5. You have some never before seen genetic mutation that is slowly mutating you into a dog and soon your parents will have to leash you up and keep you in a kennel to keep you from trolling on this damn site.

    Choose your answer mate!

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    • SwickDinging
      4 years ago

      I'm hoping it's either 2 or 4, those are the best options

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  • [Old Memory]
    4 years ago

    I’m not even gunna read this.

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