Is it normal i want a disease

What is a good disease or infection or handicap I can get that will give me sympathy and attention from people but isn't too too painful. The sick and the disabled get all the love and I think its my turn. What do you recommend?

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  • nikkiclaire

    Pray for Necrotizing fasciitis. That seems pretty good for you.

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    • Boojum

      Evil, but LOL.

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    • lordofopinions

      Perfect! If that is not good enough how about ebola?

      Do you have mommy issues?

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      • nikkiclaire

        Never knew her so most likely.

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  • KiwiWisdom

    I reccomend rethinking your choices. Tricking people into feeling sorry for you or actually getting a disease will get you sympathy and pity, but not love. Love is something that's practiced with yourself first and shared with others.

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    • JustMolly

      you are one wise kiwi, if i do say so myself.

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  • Let me say this kindly, you’re dumb as a shit.

    If you haven’t noticed society still isn’t very nice to the disabled. They may get a few people who treat them kindly, but they often treated as burdens and are severely bullied whether in front of their face or behind their back. I’ve seen it firsthand.

    And do you want to sacrifice your ability to walk, think, etc? Is your desire for what you hope gives pity worth it? Is it not completely offensive to those who suffer such?

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  • cipro

    Just feign some mental illness like bipolar, depression, autism or some such rubbish. Go around being an asshole to the people and claim its the illness and not you.

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  • Ducklingducktheduckling

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factitious_disorder_imposed_on_self

    You seem to have Munchausens

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  • animallover5

    Speaking as a person with chronic diseases, you are fucking idiotic for wanting that. Trust if I could give you my diseases and that meant i didn't have them anymore i gladly would. This is something I would never wish upon anyone. You have no fucking clue how angry people with chronic diseases are that read this. you're just a fucking joke. But i guess i can't be mad at you because you're just an uneducated attention whore who wants people to feel bad for them. and a lot of people with chronic diseases start hating that people feel sorry for them for reasons you'll never understand. so to end this note I'm happy to say you can go fuck yourself and shove a stick up your anus as far as you possibly can.

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  • IrishPotato

    Try becoming radioactive.

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    • I dont want to hurt anyone else, i just want attention

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  • charli.m

    I mean you already have the makings of Munchausen syndrome...maybe you could stop there?

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm thinking some sort of mental illness.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor

    Blindness all you have to do is look at the sun as well as literally glueing your eyes to the tv and a long list of other eye damaging things.

    It's not a disease but it's not very painful and people will feel pity for you that or Ebola in which case you will have people tending to your pain.

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  • Boojum

    I suggest syphilis.

    That can go non-symptomatic for years, and you can tell people it's incurable because you're deadly allergic to all of the antibiotics used to treat it. Now you're coping bravely with the certain knowledge that your face will be eaten away and your brain turned into mush in a few years.

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