Is it normal i want to be a waste collector?

Ever since I was a little boy, I've wanted to be a rubbish man. To work for the city, to be an important part of society, that is incredibly important to me.

And it's always fun for me because there's free food in it for me. So far I'm stealing from Lidl by crawling into their bins and snacking on delicious mouldy cheese, but I dream of being able to eat so much other rotten food for free.

I want to open a restaurant that gives people the opportunity to realise how valuable spoiled food can be to us.