Is it normal i want to capture and study a fat person who claims they eat salad

I really want to study one of the fat people who claims they can't lose weight despite eating nothing but vegetables. I would secretly observe what they ate in their natural habitat, recording calories and physical activity for about a month. Then I would use a tranquilizer gun to put them to sleep and carry them to my laboratory, where I would put them on a healthier diet with a slight calorie deficit and force them to exercise a little. After a year I would publish my findings in a prominent science journal, destroy my test subject, and find another liar to repeat the study.

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  • riffraffy

    So you want to be a vindictive personal trainer and work for free?

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  • Tempest-au

    ROFL - Love it. I'm a "reasonably overweight" person myself, and while I COULD lose weight with a healthier diet and more exercise, I really couldn't be assed.

    I do find those people who "claim" they do everything they can to lose weight irritating though - has anyone ever watched a series of "The Biggest Loser" where at the end of the season someone weighed the same or more?

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    • Carlton03

      Hahaha no I haven't but ppl put the weight back
      On post the show I have heard hahaha

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    yallre gonna git a hernia carryin all them fat peoples round

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  • 8=====D~~~

    Look we fat people try as hard as we can.

    You try limiting your caloric intake to under 10,000 calories a day?!

    We didn't buy these video games to play themselves did we?

    I told you my knees HURT ME ALRIGHT?! WALKING HURTS!

    My blood sugar got low and I felt woozy. I needed the 4 candy bars.

    I was born fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Various other fat logic excuses....

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  • Carlton03

    Cu cu*

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  • Carlton03

    I think
    Your a bit cu co sorry to say

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  • hello_its_just_me

    I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

    I AM LITERALLY CRYING

    CIEJNSKFMNDKDKZKDMEMCKDKXC

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