Is it normal i want to fuck an airplane?

I must have experienced my first erection when an airplane was flying overhead, setting me up for life with this debilitating fetish. I am unable to experience sexual arousal unless I hear airplane noises, specifically those connoting that one is in flight overtop my apartment. The vibrations caused by fighter jets close to the ground get me unimaginably horny, I once tried to join the USAF in hopes of experiencing them with greater regularity. As it stands, I am hoping to get a job working as a flight attendant in the near future - there's nothing that makes me quite as weak between the knees as an airplane in flight.

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50% Normal
Based on 10 votes (5 yes)
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  • JellyBeanBandit

    It's called Object Sexuality when you're attracted to an inanimate object. It's not common, but there is at least enough people who have that there's a term for it, so you don't have to feel so alone and different. There's no harm in it so I don't see anything wrong with it, except that it may cause you to neglect relationships with people. Perhaps you try could incorporate this fetish into your sex life with a new partner somehow?

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    • Ihidabody

      Right.

      Just get their partner to dress up as an airplane.

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    • Holzman_67

      Mile high club!

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  • farkelu

    I wouldn't advise you get a job as a flight attendant. Cumming and going at the same time just doesn't work!

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  • Curiouskitten444

    Sorry about your luck m8 :c

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  • leggs91200

    People are turned on by just about anything.
    Some fetishes though are really inconvenient. I myself have something I simply must have to "get off" but it is way more convenient than an airplane.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Slap yourself in the face.

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    • Or what? You'll post another comment?

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      • Iambillythemenacetosociety

        It's a suggestion, moron.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    surely you cant be serious

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    • As serious as the attack on Pearl Harbor.

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      • dude_Jones

        Just join the Japanese Air Force.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          op is a complete zero

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          • dude_Jones

            Lol. I know.

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          • That value corresponds to your IQ.

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            • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

              the fact that its the smartest joke youll read all week and it went over your head speaks volumes

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        • MonsteraDeliciosa

          BANZAAAAAI

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    • litelander8

      Your response made me laugh harder than the OP. Thank you.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        looks like i picked the last week to stop sniffin glue

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  • Holzman_67

    So is it jets that really get your jets off or what type of plane we talking
    Stealth bombers are all sleek, dark and sexy while passenger 747’s are like blonde bimbos

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  • oldgoat65

    And the air force didn't take you?

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    • My mental health history was deemed undesirable for one in the forces.

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  • Narwhalbabe

    FREAK

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    • Ihidabody

      I know right?

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  • Tinybird

    ehh it's not that weird, I mean I wanna fuck a tornado so.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Getchu one of them cheap planes with the single engines and jerk off in the air. Only live once.

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