Is it normal i wish humans didn’t have to relieve themselves?

I feel like I have to use the toilet constantly, and when I do I’m usually in there for a long time. I feel like so much of my life has been wasted in the bathroom and I wish I could have done other things in that time!

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Based on 16 votes (14 yes)
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  • COVID-19

    Build a toilet into each and every seat, problem solved.

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    • Thanks COVID 19

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  • RoseIsabella

    How's your fiber intake.

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  • olderdude-xx

    There is a simple answer. Just stop eating and drinking and you will also stop the natural effects of those.

    You might wish to consider the benefits of being able to relieve yourself; but, whatever you do is your option.

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  • litelander8

    Are you a dude? Idk what the science is, but dudes take forever to shit. Most women I know just take a few minutes.

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    • Yes

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  • a-curious-bunny

    I mean I don't mind peeing. It usually feels good even. But if I never had to take a shit again if be very happy. Constipation problems gone. Never needing to do an enema before s fun night out again gone. So uh where do I sign?

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    "when I do I’m usually in there for a long time. I feel like so much of my life has been wasted in the bathroom"

    Your plight does not fall on deaf ears, it takes me about 40 minutes to take a shit.

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    • jud3IV3

      Woah, are you like constipated?

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

        No, (with the exception of diarrhea) been like this for most my life. I usually take 2 in one sitting is why it takes so long.

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        • jud3IV3

          Damn, that's impressive. I'm of the 2 minute shit variety, so thank you for the male insight!

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