Is it normal joggers make me angry

I was driving along late at night in my Jegs powered ride trying not to fall asleep at the wheel, so I was singing George Michaels Jitterbug when this Juggernaur with feet full of jigger bugs was doing a jig like Jagger while carrying jugs. Then this rowdy group of jugglers came jogging along so I jabbed them all in the jugulars and offered them as sacrifices to the jaguars in the jungle.

No, it isn't normal. It's boring and joyless. Mind your own business.

I've always wanted to try these out:

A jogger is in front of me, but I cut in front of him/her and say, "STOP CHASING ME!"

I say to a random jogger, "FBI! Freeze!"

I have my own rant about joggers. As a bike commuter, I have to share the path with pedestrians, other cyclists, joggers, and tourists in those rent a bike quad contraptions. And the worst people to share the path with are joggers. Especially the moms with their jogging strollers who use their baby as a human shield to clear the path in feont of them.

Now I am not a fast rider. I'm in no hurry to either get to work or get home. I do my best to enjoy the ride. But those damn joggers outpace me and cut me off like an assholes driver. And if the path narrows and there is only room for one, the jogger never gives you the right of way. Never. They just stay running g in that straight line and dont change speeds or move to the left or right, even an inch! They are very inconsiderate of others who share the path. Granted, some cyclists are like this too. However joggers are worse because they don't even hear you coming.

But I will repeat. The moms with jogging strollers are the worst. Seriously the worst. I have a kid myself and I would never run into traffic with them first. Seriously self entitled jerks. And I dont care what they are wearing.

"Women who wear tiny clothes" I don't give a shit what your reasoning or about your rationalized "its the way it is!!!" Shut up and fuck off.
"Anorexic old lady" please stop. These women are trying to stave off all sorts of terrible things that come with inactivity, if they were prone to starving themselves, they would be fucking dead or on bed rest by now. Stop trivializing a mental disorder with high as shit mortality rates.

As someone who jogs, kindly fuck right off and mind your own business. A lot of the bullshit you have there is, just that, bullshit.

1. "joggers who jog in the dark and don't wear reflective clothing!" It's bad for anyone who plans to walk across the road at night to not wear reflective clothing, regardless of whether or not they jog.
2. "jogging with earbuds. Great way to get mugged or hit by a car/train" Again, regardless of whether you jog or not it's not a good idea. But, in all honestly, wearing earbuds doesn't make you go blind. You should still be able to see if a car's coming. Furthermore, joggers aren't likely to be mugged, firstly because we're often not running with any valuables (heavy) and secondly because a mugger would have to run up to us. It'd be a lot easier to mug a regular person walking.
3. "women who wear tiny clothes." Doesn't apply to me but, again, none of your business. Let them worry about what their clothes may or may not mean for them.
4. "anorexic old lady joggers who are 70 lbs and look like they are going to drop any second." None of your business x2. Maybe they just enjoy doing it, regardless of their weight?
5. "people who jog in all sorts of bad weather, in the middle or a snowstorm or at noon when its 100 degrees" Again, not specifically for joggers. Bad idea for anyone to be out.
6. "jogging on asphalt is bad for your joints, humans arent meant to pound rock" Running won't fuck up your joints unless you're some kind of athlete and run constantly not stop to the point where it's unhealthy.
7. "men with their junk hanging out." Why're you looking in the first place if dislike it? It's not that hard to ignore, they're /jogging/ for christ sakes, they'll pass you in a second.

I've always felt that urban joggers were probably doing more harm than good to their bodies. Most joggers jog alongside a road. Cars, spewing all kinds of toxic emissions drive on those roads alongside those joggers. The joggers are breathing in those toxic emissions much more deeply (and these toxins are being distributed throughout their bodies much more efficiently) than those not exercising and breathing deeply, so it would follow that the joggers are actually poisoning themselves much more effectively than non joggers.

Don't you think you're over-analyzing things, Op?

Jogging is SO bad for your spine and knees. I have heard way too many stories of joggers that develop spine and or knee problems.

This is stupid

The fact that they can get in the way of others is annoying. I always found it annoying and stressful when cyclists go into the lane with cars, instead of on the sidewalk or in a bicycle lane.

I don't drive, but it is pure stressful when cyclists do this. I've been in traffic that got disrupted because cyclists got into the car lane and proceeded to bike slowly.

Earlier this year, on the way home, there was an very large group of teenagers, mostly males, on bikes who were riding all over the street and pulling tricks like wheelies. No consideration for drivers. Very scary. Driving was made very difficult and the traffic got backed up. A truck driver nearly ran into one, and that driver ended up calling the police.

I jog. I also like bacon. No one cares about these things...I don't find them to be post worthy. Having anger about trivial annoyances will only make your life more unpleasant. Breathe and let live.

JOG ON MOTHERFUCKER

Well it certainly sucks for you that you're so angry about something so trivial. You keep having your fun being pissy, because they'll keep having fun jogging. Hell, if they can piss you off while they do it, it should make their day. If you can be so uptight and rude, then you deserve the anguish that comes with not letting things roll off your back.