Is it normal my ass is sweaty and smells of cabbage?

Is it normal my ass is always sweaty and smells like cabbage? It prevents me from seeking out intimacy. I fear no one will ever love me and my ass aroma.

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Based on 76 votes (24 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • wistfulmaiden

    Just find someone who eats a lot of cabbage. Like a Korean.

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  • Arm0se

    Wash it everyday? No one's ass smells like roses btw. It's an ass.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm not a fan of cabbage.

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    • eskimobitcheslovemywhitecock

      Can't tempt you with a little sourkrout?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Don't you mean sauerkraut?

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        • eskimobitcheslovemywhitecock

          You say potato...

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          • RoseIsabella

            :-)

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  • dadaella

    Noone will ever love you and your ass aroma.

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  • cherli.m

    I shit on you and smear it all over my ass while you jack off to my faces.

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    • imacomputer

      Wow! You have more than one face?

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  • cherli.m

    I do not understand how you manage that.

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  • bigol'dick

    My ass pretty much stays sweaty. You're lucky your ass doesn't smell like poop like mine does.

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  • mypenisinyourmouth

    You get special brushes for that. The salt residue actually builds up on their skin and it can hurt them. In the meanwhile, you can walk to where you need to be.

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  • davier69

    soap and water works

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  • Whatever25

    Wear a diaper

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  • FJK_frm_AK25

    Cabbage? Like kimchee? That's pretty bad.

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  • Yes Amr0se, everyone knows and no one cares.

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