Is it normal my cat keeps finding me at hide and seek?

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I have done everything! :(

I have used my phone to record sound clips of myself, and put it in one room. Then I go hide in another room. MY CAT STILL FINDS ME FIRST ATTEMPT

I then thought maybe it has infrared vision like the predator so I opened the windows until I was so cold my nails were a little blue. That crotch-licking maggot still found me

I am not wearing shoes and am very quick runner. I even played loud music to drown out the tip toes of me going into another room. And guess what. HE STILL FOUND ME

I thought I hallucinating that I had a cat and so I tried flushing the toilet but nothing happened. He always comes skipping along and then looks at me and meows in such a mocking tone. It is so patronizing

Please help me. This cat cant be normal can it?

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  • iEatZombies_
    9 years ago | pl

    Cats have a very strong sense of smell. It's not likely you could mask it, but if you did you would probably make kitty anxious. Be happy, though. Your kitty loves you! =^-^=

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Cats have the expert hunting instincts of their wild relatives. Their senses are very sensitive.

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  • squirrelgirl
    9 years ago

    It's really cute that you play hide and seek with your kitty. c:

    If you're doing it for fun that is. But if your cat's following you around just to mess with you, then I understand why you're frustrated. Even as a cat lover, I'm inclined to find my own cat to be incredibly annoying at times (or the majority of the time if I'm honest).

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Haha yes it's completely for fun. I taught him hide and seek and when I play he always wins. Strangely enough he's the first cat I've had who doesnt annoy me, and this morning he meowed in my face while I was sleeping. Not to be fed but to be petted. I obliged with pleasure!

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    I've played hide and seek with my cat before. If I duck down behind the couch, and peek over at her, she POOFS up, wiggles her fuzzy cat butt and chases me throughout the house.

    I don't know why your cat always finds you. Maybe your vagina smells like tuna fish?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Or my penis smells like sausage

      Its interesting you would assume me to be a lady :-)

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        Ooo. Good point, OP. Now I'm picturing a big burly lumberjack trying to tiptoe away from a kitty :)

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          9 years ago

          Holy. Regardless of whether that picture is really you, there is a piercing insanity in those eyes. It makes the I'm not normal tagline almost redundant.

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          • CountessDouche
            9 years ago

            My crazy ass comments make for double-redundant, redundancy. It's like three scoops of crazy with a cherry on top.
            :)

            Of course it's me. You guys act like fake internet picture are "a thing." Somebody should make a movie and poorly constructed syndicated reality show about it, or something.

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            • iEatZombies_
              9 years ago

              Hmm.. Now I want to put up random pictures and make people guess which one is me.... But I won't. =>

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    You smell like fish then.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    Dont fuck with a cat, man

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Cats are powerful hunters!

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