Is it normal my cat thinks it's human?

52% Normal

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Is it normal My cat thinks it's human?
Not only that but now it wants gender reassignment surgery.

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52% Normal

Based on 25 votes (13 yes)

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SkullsNRoses

3 years ago | pl

And here I was hoping for a cute post about someone’s friendly cat, but alas just more unoriginal jokes...

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- litelander8
  
  3 years ago
  
  This is the most entertaining post I’ve seen on here in weeks.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Joke? You wouldn't think it was such a joke if your cat spent the day laying around smoking cigarettes and listing to Edith Piaf Records.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    3 years ago
    
    Get him neutered, and forget about it.
    
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  - yuccatheplant
    
    3 years ago
    
    If your cat wants to be a human, make it work, so it can pay for its surgery from their money.
    
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- RoyyRogers
  
  3 years ago
  
  Lmbo
  
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SwickDinging

3 years ago

If you don't pay for the surgery they will end up moving in with their other trans feline friends and will never speak to you again.

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

3 years ago

mine stole my helicopter

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- SkullsNRoses
  
  3 years ago
  
  Sorry to hear that, keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.
  
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YE

3 years ago

So The Witches are now turning children into cats.. hmm.

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- RoyyRogers
  
  3 years ago
  
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Somenormie

3 years ago

I'm confused what you meant.....

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- BleedingPain
  
  3 years ago
  
  It identifies as a dog and wishes to know where its balls went, Karen...
  
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GaelicPotato

3 years ago

This is just sad.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Yes it is because no way can I come up with the money for the surgery.
  
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Tommythecaty

3 years ago

There is zero chance you know what it’s thinking. Unlike dogs, those things are not exactly expressive.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  It leaves me Post-It notes around.
  
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  - Tommythecaty
    
    3 years ago
    
    How does it hold the pen?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      3 years ago
      
      Very carefully between it's nicotine stained paws.
      
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      - Tommythecaty
        
        3 years ago
        
        Lies, everyone knows cats use bongs
        
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Clunk42

3 years ago

I once heard that there was a cat that took the controls to an airplane going to New England, and it forced the pilot to turn the plane around.

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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  3 years ago
  
  mustve been a southern cat that didnt cotton to no yankees
  
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- [Old Memory]
  
  3 years ago
  
  I saw a video of a small propeller plane that took off with a cat on the wing. Poor little thing didn't seem to have trouble hanging on, but I damn near had a mental breakdown watching it for the first time
  
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JustAHuman

3 years ago

The opposite of this cat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLmwLcLikXQ

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Maybe I'll introduce them.
  
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