Is it normal my dog has a bigger penis than me?

My dog has a bigger penis than me, I get pretty jealous, he's specially erect when my girlfriend is around which worries me, I am worried that she might prefer him over me at this rate.

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Based on 110 votes (56 yes)
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Comments ( 19 )
  • MaryLouiseCatwhiskers

    I hope he's not a chihuahua.

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    • h0lliw00d

      Lol

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  • JimPreston

    One night when my wife and I were getting ready for sex, our dog King came in our bedroom. When my wife got naked, King got real excited. It took some convincing but I talked my wife into letting King fuck her. She got on her hands and knees and King mounted her instantly. He tore into my wife fucking her like nothing I've ever seen ! We had to wait when he finished with my wife until his knot subsided so he could pull his cock out of my wife's pussy. She really enjoyed being fucked by our dog .

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    • Gruesome_Grundle_Gobbling

      Jim, my man, we still on for the dog rescue thing on Sunday? You bringing your wife right?

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    • ews

      I will show this to me wife and see if she is receptive. I am sure she can still go down on all fours and spread her legs. I might need to borrow a large dog.

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      • JimPreston

        You would be surprised how easy it is to get a dog to fuck your wife. They smell her pussy and go right after it. They just do care who or what they fuck, if it's a wet horny pussy, they will fuck it !

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  • dindu_nuffin

    Your girlfriend is already fucking the dog behind your back. Thats why he gets erect at the sight of her

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    • h0lliw00d

      Makes sense

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  • doggygrrrl

    I think its really nice. If anybody wants to watch me with mine let me know :)

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    • Sexdoll2

      U got skype?

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  • CforCourageous

    Troll alert

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  • snarkygirl

    Doctors would tell you you technically have a " micro penis". Which proves what dicks they are!

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  • Royalburden

    If your concerned your girlfriend might choose bestiality over you you've got more problems than your dick size my friend.

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  • handsignalsfucksyourmom

    The original Australian version of 'wilfred' is the most underrated, misunderstood shows ever.

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  • flyingn0stalgia

    Typical homosexual.

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  • Captain_Flatulitis!

    What kind of dog?

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    • german shepherd

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      • Captain_Flatulitis!

        Those are pretty dogs. Sometimes not as friendly.

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  • FJK_frm_AK25

    That sucks bro.

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