Is it normal my mother reported me

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Some of you may remember me asking about how I trained my sisters monkey to give me hand relief, well I decided to tell my mother and now she's reported me to the police, I'm not allowed within 200ft of the house, and the police confiscated my laptop. I filmed me and Digby, I don't know why, what's going to happen to me, I'm so scared.

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Couman

8 years ago

Since when is it illegal to get a handjob from a monkey?

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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  8 years ago
  
  *removes hat and wipes away a tear*
  
  damn straight
  
  god bless america
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  It is illegal if you film it and post it online. I got tricked by a woman who said she would have sex with me.
  
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  - StrippedRapedStrangled
    
    8 years ago
    
    I don't believe you got a link to prove it?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      I don't have my computer, the police took it, I'm posting this from my phone, besides I just sent it to this one woman so I don't know if you could view it.
      
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      - StrippedRapedStrangled
        
        8 years ago
        
        Don't concern yourself with what I can or can't view
        
        Why not post a link? It sounds like you are full of shit to be perfectly honest. There is an entire internet out there use it and post a link or you're bullshitting
        
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NSA_Surveillance

8 years ago

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- bucho's_butt
  
  8 years ago
  
  I'm constipated.
  
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  - NSA_Surveillance
    
    8 years ago
    
    Thank you.
    
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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

You have just joined an elite club, the sex offender's registry. A life long commitment to degradation and mistrust.
And let me be the first to congratulate you on your well earned achievement.

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- TheDentist
  
  8 years ago
  
  You realise he's clearly trolling, right?
  
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  - thegypsysailor
    
    8 years ago
    
    Huh?
    
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    - TheDentist
      
      8 years ago
      
      Whaaaaa???
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I'm 36, I never go out because we always had my sister to take care of and my father before he passed away.
  The time I spent with Digby was the only sexual contact I got.
  
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  - 53739
    
    8 years ago
    
    wow...that sad
    
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flyingnostalgia

8 years ago

It over for you, so say your last prayer.

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