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Yeah it's kinda green/yellow mix.. has been for like six or so hours
Edit: sorry I forgot to mention I've been smoking synthetic weed a bit short of a week now.
BTW this isn't an april fools joke.
Oh boy. How in the world did you get Vandellia cirrhosa, also known as cañero, toothpick fish, or vampire fish? Absolutely the ONLY thing I know of that will turn your pee greenish is Candiru. It is a little parasitic freshwater catfish that will swim up your urethra if you pee in the waters it lives in. Quite common in South American rivers and lakes, it was first discovered in 1829. Perhaps is has invaded the US lakes and rivers?
If not treated your penis will shrivel up and eventually fall off, just like if you had leprosy.
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/what-color-your-urine-says-about-your-health
Go google, go google, go google
Your still pissing after six hours? .... I think you have two completely different issues...
Not quite; it's supposed to be purple, but at least it's not yellow, as that is a sign of a short lifespan of about eighty. With green you'll live till about 100. Get it checked out.
Definitely not normal. It seems green and blue urine can be caused by taking some kinds of drugs, or occasionally by ingesting food colourings. However, the worrying fact is that green urine may also be indicative of several serious diseases.
If this isn't a joke, I'd advise you to get this checked out as a matter of urgency.
Sorry I forgot to mention I've been using drugs, I edited it to the question
Ah, thanks.
The likelihood is that this is just stemming from your recent drug use. I guess it might be hard for you to consult a doctor about this, as they may query you about taking drugs, but I do still think you should get it checked out if at all possible.