Is it normal my poop is corrosive
I've been reading about poop powered vehicles, so I decided to do a little experiment, I tried to run my mom's Honda on poop but I couldn't get my but over the hole properly and it squirted on the paintwork. Then I went to the mall to take sneaky pics of chics in Yoga pants. When I got back the paintwork was all rusty and melty looking.
Should I see a Doctor? What should I tell my mom? will yoga pants ever go out of fasion?