Is it normal my prank totally backfired on me

so their was this office manager where I am a asst. ceo at my dad's company who had a huge stick up her butt.I tried a couple little pranks like calling her a glorified secretary, telling her she no longer gets a break and I was taking her desk. She just looked at me like I was a dumbass. I decided to pull out the big guns and tell her she was fired for insorbination.She really thought it was true and has been told she can return back but she is so mad she won't. It's been a month,The place is falling apart, my boss is close to having a nervous breakdown and clients are furious we fired her because they liked dealing with her better than me and she was there 40 years. Even my dad is mad at me. I never had anyone take my jokes seriously. What do I do?

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Comments ( 8 )
  • Murun

    You're assistant CEO despite being semi-literate and, by the sound of it, a right dick too? Good old nepotism, eh! Hope dad's pleased you ruined his company.

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  • dirtybirdy

    If anyone believes in "insorbination", well I just don't even.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Now I'm just craving a raspberry sorbet. Yummy! Somebody insorbinate me!

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      • dirtybirdy

        Have a seat anywhere and General Custard will be with you momentarily to take your order.

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  • KeepsakeDoll

    Tactless prank there.

    Even if you apologize, I doubt she'll return since there's a possibility she found another job.
    Also, she probably hates you now.

    Nothing to do but to make people like you now.

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  • RoseIsabella

    You are indeed a dumb ass.

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  • Obvious troll, funny story though.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Since she won't return, the only thing you can do is to try to continue running things without her.

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