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This happens to me often. The poo piles up with the last part of it sticking up. Then it tips over against my balls. I really hate it.
Are you shitting on the ground? Or have 3 foot excrement? Or have balls that sag to the waterline? I really don't see how this is possible if you're a conventional shitter. I can honestly say in the 11,684 times I've shit I have yet to crap on my nuts. Are you...are you trolling me here, sport? If not I have a solution. Put a condom on your testicles before you drop a deuce.
My husband said this is impossible. IIN that I asked him even though this was a gross and bs post?
I am not a guy but this is a problem I never thought men had till now.... Going to ask my partner in the morning if he gets that
Of course it;s normal. You probably have to squeeze out smaller loaves at more regular intervals- or else maybe wrapping your crown jewels ina plastic freezer bag while you sink some submarines- turn the freezer baginside out- give yourself a through finger-tip examination and debidrement of the Hershey orifice- then burn it with some toilet paper to exorcise the room of the hellish ghouls you released.
while this was an 8% normalness rate as of when I'm writing this, the vast majority of people say that's crazy/not normal. However, everybody's anatomy is different. For example a small percentage of men are able to auto-fellatio, and even smaller percentage of women can auto-cunnilingous, but there does exist people who can. Apparently YOU must be in the vast majority of people that this happens to. It just means that you need to be extra careful to wash up and prevent dingleberries and the like.
Never had that problem, mainly because I was warned from an early age of the possibility of getting 'shitnuts'
To avoid this you have to squat down on the parapet of a high building and shit over the edge.
Unless your balls hang down a few hundred feet you will never suffer from shitnuts again.
That happens to me but mostly when I take a shit when I lay on my stomach.
Try sitting upright.