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Nobody likes nasty pooping noises in public places whether you're the pooper or the poopee. The problem could be solved if they would play loud rock or metal in toilets. Then nobody would feel weird about dropping an ass bomb cause your stall neighbor couldn't hear over the sound of Meatloaf or Whitesnake.
I'd like to hear "Push it good. Push it real good!" I need the extra motivation on the days I'm constipated.
.... Or they could play the Spice Girls' Who Do You Think You Are which contains the line: 'The race is on to get out of the bottom' lol lol lol. Now that would be very apt wouldn't it? I swear it's true :-)
What other toilet related songs are there out there?
"Push in the bush" would be a good tune for all the people that are masturbating in the stalls.
This is a fucking great idea...if i ever had a need could i use your idea?
The few bathrooms I've been in that have had loud music, I've always thought, "what a great idea". One time I found out it wasn't the establishment itself that was playing the music, it was somebody in a stall with a boombox xD This was like 2011, so I have no idea how this person felt comfortable lugging around an artifact like that.
I swear I've often tried to play fancy music on my phone when sitting in a stall, so I'd fancy up everyone elses business. But I never can bring myself to raise the volume high enough. Just feels rude. Yet I often blast music while driving with the windows down np. Go figure
whos the poopee?
is a terlet writin this?
does peoples shit at yall in public bathrooms often?