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When I'm alone with my cat it looks at me and I want to just be intimate with it so I slowly start stroking it and it purrs, does this mean it wants to be intamane with me too?! I'm very confused
That's like shaking someone's hand and being like "DO THEY WANT TO FUCK ME?!?!?" .-.
If owning your soul is intimacy, then yes. Felines seek world domination.
Your cat trusts you, don't break that trust by trying to fuck it. Believe me, it won't end well.
There is a HILARIOUS comedy bit about this from Robert Schimmel. Go find it.
He starts of saying "How do you plead when you are being tried for animal nechraphelia?" He says "I am sorry, your honor, but, I didn't know the cat was dead while I was fucking it"....he goes on to say "You shouldn't fuck your pets, it breaks their will....it is like, you'll say 'here kitty kitty', the cat looks at you, keeps walking away and says 'no thanks, I don't need it, go fuck the dog'".
Robert always had an interesting take on things in life. Like, "How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass?" "Honey, can you please come here and proof-read something for me???"
Oh, some funny shit.