Is it normal something's going on with men these days?
A generation of ‘men’ is being convinced that the highest, most lofty goal that they can aspire to is dressing like a slutty anime girl. Used to, men fought wars and did back-breaking work tilling the fields and putting their minds to work pulling feats of engineering and mathematical wizardry that was nothing short of mythopoetic. Nowadays, they mince about in thigh-high socks and slinky little outfits that leave their belly-buttons exposed as they ask you whether or not you’re ready for them to take your order. Do you know that recently, one of these little swishes had nail polish on him when he handed me back my change? Nail polish, poofy little goldilocks hair, and a dog collar. Clean shaven as my ass, it was insane.
What’s happening to us, these days? Have they estrogenized the water supply, among other things? It really confuses me. Just the thought of our society being invaded by some more classically masculine group, the sort of men whose skin has been bronzed by long hours in the sun as they’ve been performing labors on the earth and nurturing their masculinity from Day 1 on the vital milk that is the sweat of their own brows, coming up here expecting a fight and all we’ve got are these clean shaven boys who’d make better wives than half of the women in this country. They’d be downright confused, and I’m worried about what kind of “reforms” they’d demand of us. They’d probably pump us full of whatever it is that’s turning these boys into maid-outfit-clad elves that they’ve become as late, just because of how haggish most of the women are these days. Just the thought of being forced to sway about in a maid outfit, carrying pitchers of beer to these beasts with their prehensile, meaty hands groping about me, caring not one bit about the masculinity I’ve been deprived of, while some hags nearby point and laugh at my misfortune as they take in the “show” sends shivers down my spine…