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I am so afraid of my toilet.Everytime I have to use the bathroom someone has to stand by the door to make sure I don't get ate by my toilet.The reason O am scared is because my toilet told me not to shit in him,or hr will eat my ass off.What do I need to do.Should I call the police?
Totally normal. Your toilet sounds like a little bitch. He's full of shit!
When I was little, my brother and I saw a program where there was a python in someones toilet bowl. We couldn't use the bathroom for weeks without checking first, and watching between our legs the whole time. Although, I had this idea that if it did come out, I'd make it go away by peeing on it's head :D
Yes, phone the police. Ask to be put through to their terrorism division and say you are being menaced by porcelain.
Your toilet will create a big suction and just pull out all your bones from your body and all the bones going thru your anus and you'll die. Watch out.
umm...im laughing so hard on the inside.sorry. advice: lick your toilet. tell it you just want to give it a treat. kiss it. whisper to it. then, shove a plunger in that mofo!!!! teach em who's boss!!!!!
oh my gawsh that is hilarious! so do u sit down or stand when u take a crap?