Is it normal that i am an underwater volcano?
You might find it strange that I am able to type this, given my nature as an submarine volcano off the coast of Sicily, but it's true; you are presently reading the words of a volcano that is desperate to make human contact and share knowledge and feelings. The internet connection is pretty shaky down here, which is why we submarine volcanoes don't post much on social media, but when that connection is just right, we can't help open up and share the contents of our innermost hearts with any and all sympathetic readers - a sort of "emotional eruption" if you will.
It's real lonely being a volcano, especially an underwater one that nobody ever sees. Whatever happened to the days when humans revered us, and occasionally made sacrifices in order to appease us? I mean, it was real unfortunate that some of you had to die, but just getting to see you all and having someone around for a bit made the days easier (at least, for those of us lucky enough to be terrestrial).
Sorry to erupt all over you like that, I just felt the need to get something out of my crater.