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I never died back in 1977, that was my fat doppelganger that I had replaced myself with back in 1975. I was tired of being in the spotlight constantly and decided to flee to Argentina that year. I replaced myself with an obese impersonator. Surprised that people actually fell for that trick. Well, now I'm here, chilling with my pal Michael.
You are not Elvis Presley! He went home on his spaceship!
You're just a wannabe!
1977 was the year I got my first pet, she was a white terrier mix who loved to dig.
Shut up you all the crazies, I'm the warden of this mental asylum and I say who is who.......
Oh shit ! Real warden is here !! Run you crazy bastards.
Elvis was a prick. He approached the FBI telling them he wanted to be an informant to snitch on people who approach him to sell drugs saying they were bad for the country. He spoke in favor of the drug war and then dies and his autopsy shows like 15 illegal drugs in his system. Hes the worst kind of snitch