Is it normal that i feel the desire and do crap on the doorsteps of neighbors?

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Ok people, first of all, I am not a troll in any way, shape or form, i just want to know this one, for sure, because i don't wanna go to a shrink yet.

When a friend of mine and me were smoking some weed in the basement of my house, he came up with the sickest idea ever. Now, i want to note that where i live, smoking soft-drugs is completely legal. His idea was that it would be fun that we, only for one day, took a crap on the doorstep of my neighbor as a pay back, because he used to shoot my dog with an airsoft gun and beat it with a stick with a nail in it.

But since we did that, i feel the urge to do that again, like i thrive on the kick it gives me. If i do that, i almost all the time call him, to do it again together. But no matter if it's normal or not, i think we'll stop doing that soon, since the poor man had crap on his doorstep for three weeks straight, every second day.

Thank you for answering. :)

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Burn his house down. It's fun.

    You get this smile on your face watching the damn thing burn down.

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  • drugsrbadmkay
    11 years ago

    If he really did that to your dog, a little shit on his doorstep is letting him off too easy.

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  • ebulliance
    11 years ago

    You're going to end up arrested, you know that?

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    The guy abused your dog?? If anyone did anything to my dog I would probably kill them. Or at least severely injure them.

    Someone crapping on the porch would be getting off very lightly.

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  • RapidRat
    12 years ago

    I woundnt say its normal for a person to think that (like yourself) but my dog went over to my neighbours house and took a dump on their lawn then bark at them and runn off back to my house(multiple times she did this) my dad has sinse made Hazel (my dog) stop.
    But my sister and myself.. and also mum, cant help but laugh our heads off when she does/did this. we know its bad but its still so funny.. mainly becuase our neighbours and my family have had arguments in the past and dont like eachother that much..
    Either way, i think its funny, and that if you like crapping on his door-step, you should, becuase crulety towards animals is just wrong.

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  • DarkAngel212
    12 years ago

    Do it for another month or so... then you should probably stop...probably

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  • karmasAbich
    12 years ago

    Fuck your neighbor.
    I used to shit on the steps of my school.

    And a couple of years ago, my friend left a dookie on the steps of our highschool, flipped off the security camera and got expelled, he was a genius

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    • [email protected]
      11 years ago

      Never mind shitting on the steps,you should have shitted in the hallways while class was in session.

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  • bethany515
    12 years ago

    take a crap on his car, knock on his door,run away, and give that stupid motherfucker a suprise he'll never forget.

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  • Dozis
    12 years ago

    I found crap on my doorstep rug. It was two small dumps.
    Very small. One of them looked like green, like baby poo, the other one was a little diarrhea. Should I take it as threat or what? And, One time I found my car smelling like a urinal. Like a whole bunch of guys peed on it during the night. Thing is I cannot think about what I did to deserve this "payback". I didn't kick any dogs, I never bothered anybody, I have no idea who could have done something like that. Another day I found someone took my name off the intercom and the mailbox of my house.
    And last but least, I found bloodstains over my balcony. Like someone passed by, cutted himself and squirted the blood all over my window. Have you got any suggestions what these acts might mean? Any suggestion would be greatly appreciated.

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    • DarthLupine666
      12 years ago

      If you find the blood again and it is more than just a paper cut's or sudden nosebleed's worth or so - call the police! They might not, depending on the situation, do much about the peed-on car, etc but blood is a serious matter and if they don't come out to investigate THAT, they are really not doing their jobs.

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  • dan90655
    12 years ago

    um were you high when you asked this or just stupid of course its not normal dumbass even if he shot at your dog call the cops dont fucking get high and take a shit on his doorstep and pot isent legal in any us state nor any united nation teritory at best its decriminalized better quetion would be why do i think pot is legal and why havent i been hit by a car yet

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  • Avant-Garde
    12 years ago

    The Phantom Dumper strikes again!

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  • ineida
    12 years ago

    He's going to blame it on the poor dog.

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  • hammertime
    12 years ago

    Well, of course it'll be hygienic for me. I ain't gonna pick up shit without gloves. I hope you get that. :D

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  • hammertime
    12 years ago

    Well, i think i'm gonna throw some crap through the opening in the door, if that doesn't work, i think i'll call the police. And ofc burn his house down.

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