Is it normal that i get annoyed when people online ask me to share real food?

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Okay so I'm chatting with someone online about life or comic books etc. and then I say "Be right back" before telling them about some coffee and some snack that I'm getting up to get like a cranberry muffin or some shortbread cookies. They say something like "omg share" or "why you no share D:" or "you know i love those give me some"... It gets on my nerves because I want to share but it's impossible, and they're acting like food teleportation devices have been invented. It's like they want me to somehow awaken an inner role play to real life converter and I can't do that.

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  • disthing
    9 years ago

    It's common courtesy to stuff a portion of whatever you're eating into an envelope and send it to whomever is asking for some, wherever you are in the world :)

    Now give me a bit of everything in your fridge...

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  • kupokupo
    9 years ago

    Gosh here's someone moaning about something futile again... Pass the popcorn :p

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      9 years ago

      Is there peanuts and caramel on said popcorn?

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      • kupokupo
        9 years ago

        Peanuts on popcorn? That's a thing!? :o

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        • Cuntsiclestick
          9 years ago

          Yep. It's a thing. A very delicious thing.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    When they say "share" they're just joking around. They don't actually expect you to share, Op.

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  • reminiscent
    9 years ago

    LOL
    I never really thought about it I think I have done this a few times...I think its just people being silly...they know you cant really send them food.

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  • anti-hero
    9 years ago

    Lemme get a bite of that cranberry muffin motherfucker.

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  • WhiteStallion
    9 years ago

    I agree...and kisses and hugs online are overrated, 'cause really I don't feel a thing!

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    Here's how it works:

    I'll send you a sandwich! Here you go, here's your sandwich >

    imgdonkey.com/big/Tk0wdjN1dg/glorious-bacon-sandwich-shining-like-a-golden-motherfucker.gif

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    I do hugs, maybe kisses...maybe more. But not sharing food online, that's retarded. I'm glad someone else feels like me.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Dude, food teleportation devices HAVE been invented, but the government won't share them with us. Using the alien technology from area 51 this is how all the bunkers for the government officials will be supplied if there is a disaster or war.
    They already have the farms set up on those 'Forest Service' reserves with the big high fences we drive by just outside our communities.

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  • MangoTango
    9 years ago

    Send them a picture? Say lick the screen? Use your imagination?

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    How often does this come up that you're getting annoyed by it? XD

    Just don't tell them you have food, tell em you took a dump or something lol

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  • Pika-girl
    9 years ago

    Here, have a cyber-cookie! :D

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  • KeddersPrincess
    9 years ago

    Put it in the disk drive. Maybe it'll get to them.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    This is a weird question and I think you are really overthinking things, OP.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Honestly, I prefer someone online or the phone asking me to share than someone asking in person, because I can't share with them. If someone in person asked me to share I'd think it was bad manners unless of course they have something good to offer me in turn, because they're supposed to wait for me to offer.

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  • suicideguy
    9 years ago

    fine i'll just take what's ever under your sink

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