Is it normal that i got my dick stuck in a toaster?

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I was trying to masturbate by sticking my dick in a toaster and ended up getting stuck and it burned the shit out of my dick.

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Based on 48 votes (13 yes)
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  • VirgilManly
    7 years ago

    Happens to everyone.

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  • mrbrownfinger2
    7 years ago

    you must have a small dick if it fits in the space a slice of bread goes

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    A whole new meaning of the shocker.

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  • Semen
    7 years ago

    Gtfo troll

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  • Kookulainamus
    7 years ago

    If you piss on the live wires, it will be ELECTRIFYING!

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  • AliceKettle
    7 years ago

    This has got to be a troll. It's just way too fucking ridiculous.

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  • pizzabrowniesushi
    7 years ago

    trying to wrap my head around how this is humanly possible. get it head ha ha ha

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  • Curious-trans
    7 years ago

    I sincerely hope this is a troll i mean i know a good portion of the world is stupid but i seriously hope no one is that stupid

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    At least it helped you get the shit out of your dick. Thats a plus right?

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  • Couman
    7 years ago

    Idiot, hasn't anyone told you to unplug appliances before using them to masturbate? Did you even READ the owners' manual? Geez.

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  • Turnabitchout
    7 years ago

    I'm an EMT next time you get your junk stuck in the toaster turn it on, might break you from bein a dumb ass Just Sayin

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    • Moswe11
      7 years ago

      So if your an EMT why can't you spell?

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    Get a bigger toaster.
    Simple.

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  • JulianLennonIsFit
    7 years ago

    Wowwwwww. That is a total, hidden troll. Waiting for us to really believe the little fuckboy. (I keep saying Fuckboy. Thanks Jay..who is that guy or dude whatever the fuck he says)

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