Is it normal that i have this paralysis at least three times a week?

Okay, so ummm... I have no idea how to start this.
I wake up, two to three times a week, unable to move. I always see these "figures" around my bed, and I have NO SHUCKING IDEA exactly what they're saying but I can make out "Jessie" and that's all I've ever been able to hear in my paralysis state. But recently I've heard "Chris" and that's what worries me most. Chris is my boything, as of right now.
I know they're talking about my relationship or whatever, and it scares the hell outta me.
But, while I'm terrified of these figures, the paralysis itself is actually quite calming. For what reason, I've no idea.
And even crazier, when I fully wake up in the mornings when I DON'T have any episode at all, I get this weird disappointed feeling that's hella creepy.
Is this normal at all!?

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45% Normal
Based on 11 votes (5 yes)
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  • disthing

    This sounds like sleep paralysis:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

    It's a common experience, but the frequency in your case isn't particularly normal.

    You may wish to discuss these episodes with a doctor, as there are some possible options to help prevent sleep paralysis. These include tackling possible behavioural causes (poor sleeping habits, erratic schedule etc.), or taking medication.

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  • Ellenna

    You have a common sleep disorder, see a doctor and get a referral to a sleep clinic. This is NOT paranormal, it's just normal & well researched and documented

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  • Short4Words

    This is sleep paralysis hands down. Whether it's paranormal or not I'm not sure, but it wouldn't hurt to talk to someone and do anything else that might give you peace of mind.

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  • Avant-Garde

    The state is calming because, it's a natural stage needed for astral projection/O.B.Es.

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    • Ellenna

      Both of which are entirely imaginary

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  • Avant-Garde

    Go to a doctor. It isn't normal and you know it! Don't play around procrastinating!

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  • Avant-Garde

    Oh, sorry! My bad, you were Referring to Sleep Paralysis, which is "normal" and paranormal related, not health issue related related paralysis. I've prevented sleep paralysis from occurring by keeping plants in my room. Plants repel evil.

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    • Ellenna

      Your bad what?

      I'm so glad to hear about plants repelling evil, that must be why nothing evil ever happens in forests or parks or gardens ........

      It's time the police forces and armies of the world were disbanded and we'll all walk around with pot plants attached to our bodies, that'll stop sexual abuse and rape and muggings and murder ......

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      • Avant-Garde

        Sleep paralysis has zero to do with evil people. These are two entirely different things.

        I was referring to plant sentinence and Primary Perception (plant perception) (a proven and ancient belief) and the knowledge of the ancient.

        I've been analysing you. You are a very negative person. You seem to delight on making something out of nothing. I feel nothing but pity for you.

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        • Ellenna

          Analyse away and pity on if such pointless hobbies keep you happy and feeling superior to people who turn their brains on when they get up in the morning, rather than lazily accepting every ancient piece of rubbish knowledge purporting to explain the universe.

          I think you're the one "making something out of nothing" or can you actually point me to your "proven" research on plant sentinence and primary perception?

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      • RainbowDischarge

        Maybe if you carry around a big cactus.

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        • Ellenna

          But I'd have to shield it somehow so it didn't prickle me and wouldn't that allow my evil to escape?

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          • Toball

            Wait are you we protecting ourselves from evil or the world from ours?

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            • Ellenna

              Both, of course

              It doesn't seem to ever occur to people who come up with "shields against evil" (paranormal of course) that there's plenty of ordinary non-paranormal evil in living human beings and plants or candles or incense or crystals or chanting isn't going to make one bit of difference

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    • jessiehlmao

      Hmm. I'll have to try that. (:
      The thing I'm most worried about is Chris thinking it's weird.

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      • disthing

        It's not paranormal...

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        • Avant-Garde

          Call it supernatural, if you want. I don't care.

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