Is it normal that i licked a table in public?

Heres why:
I did it to make a point to my germophobe friend. We were at Starbucks and he ordered a large size coffee for us to share. So I opened the coffee to pour some in my cup and incidentally took off the lid and put it on the table. he kind of freaked out saying now the lid is "contaminated" because it touched the table. I said who cares youre not going to put in in your mouth and he kept going on and on about how dirty the tables are. He said "would you lick this table?" and I said "yeah" so I stuck out my tongue and licked the table. Im still alive and I didn't get sick, was I being stupid or was he being stupid? btw the way people looked at me was priceless.

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Based on 60 votes (34 yes)
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Comments ( 8 )
  • JohnnytheBanned

    the iin nazi's banned my account XD!

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  • Avant-Garde

    What if someone had tweaked their ass over that table and got some bottom juice on it? Would you have still been willing to lick it?

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  • CountessDouche

    You are awesome!!!!

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  • mountain-man82

    Yes on both counts.

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  • poon_jabber

    if I would have caught a glimpse of you that moment as you were licking I would have popped a nice woody

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  • Some guy licked the complete hand rail for a NYC subway. I wonder what happened to that guy.

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    • VirgilManly

      Probably dropped dead or developed an immunity to every disease known to man.
      They could make an ebola vaccine from his blood.

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  • Mytwin295

    Yes

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