Is it normal that i like to discretely pleasure in public?

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I perfected slipping my hands into my coat or hoodie (loose clothing) pockets and making them look still when really I'm teasing myself to orgasm through my pants. Slow deep breaths are the way to do it. I use nodding off as an excuse to move around with my eyes closed. For really good orgasms I pretend I woke up from a nightmare.

Good idea, impressive technique. 14
At least you aren't flashing people. 10
Just don't moan. 13
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  • idontcaree
    7 years ago

    The popo is gonna be knocking on yo door soon, son

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      It's not at all obvious. Seriously I did it beside my sister and she just nudged me every time I almost fell over.

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  • Murun
    7 years ago

    I think you mean discreetly not discretely?
    Discreet means subtle and unnoticeable.
    Discrete means separate (the opposite of concrete)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      You know what I meant. Thank you though. Why did you word it that way is what I wonder. You obviously knew what I meant..

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  • jimmythecunt
    7 years ago

    Try driving on the freeway without pants on and wank to your heart's content!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I like life.

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      • jimmythecunt
        7 years ago

        I like masturbating

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    • Ellenna
      7 years ago

      Oh yeah, that would greatly contribute to road safety, wouldn't it?

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      • jimmythecunt
        7 years ago

        Fuck road safety, I do it all the time and have not caused or been in an accident yet!

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  • kayla_corbin
    7 years ago

    good idea but why not wait until you get home?!? ;-)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I like the thrill of not getting caught while everyone thinks I'm asleep. My hair is also long enough to cover any eye twitching if I jerk forward.

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  • xfg40
    7 years ago

    I prefer to sit next to young women and gradually move my hand to their breasts or crotch while pretending to sleep. I can jack off to it later, at home.

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    • KekReptilian
      7 years ago

      Have fun getting butt raped in the prison shower.

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    • Ellenna
      7 years ago

      That is sexual assault, assuming they're not consenting to it

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I don't touch anyone but myself.

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