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I love and worship the devil and I have done since I was eleven I sold my soul to the devil when I was twelve and I have dreams about being the antichrist nearly every night
You again. Nobody bought your stupid act last time you posted this crap, why try again?
But how can snow globes be evil? You shake them, and watch all the artificial snow come down on the happy little houses or animals inside the globes. It's so hypnotic watching it.
Everything inside a snow globe is real! That is the true hell. The Xtians have got it all wrong, the is no fire and brimstone. Only a life in a globe that folks shake once in a while, but otherwise boring as hell.
You ever watch the water swirl around when you flush a toilet? Well that's the real Xtian heaven, no lie. They flush their one good life down the drain expecting life everlasting after death. Their loving god (obviously not too bright though) thinks that is what they want for a heaven, so that's what he gives them. Flush, flush, flush. Shit, pee, toilet paper and used tampons, everlasting. Great trade Xtians.
its not snow, but ash from hellfire, coating the tiny happy village as they suffocate as die each time you shake it
that's awesome
Can you get me one of those to scare the Jehovah's Witnesses away?
No. That's just what they want you to think. The inhabitants in the globe are perfectly safe.
Care to step into my giant, life sized snow globe? The snow is fine.
*shifts eyes suspiciously*
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