Is it normal that i'm a girl who couldn't finish 50 shades cos she was bored ??

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I love to read & I’ve always been big on fantasy, elves, dragons, magic jewellery etc. I've never read erotica, so I thought I’d give this a go for a change, having just turned 30.

I've always thought to be in a relationship, you need to have something in common & actually get on as friends as well. I just thought Anna & Christian didn't seem to do/have either, & she seemed afraid of him. Neither of them seemed able to cope without the other. & all that talk of fullness, being close, etc. just made me think she'd better get to the toilet quickly. It made me feel …... well, nothingy.

I was so bored I gave up & started on a Terry Pratchett. The minute I opened that & started reading, it was like seeing a glass of water after being in the desert; like having a gigantic poo after being constipated for a week; like a huge slice of cake after being on a diet. is it normal ??

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    But not because it was shit?

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  • SkullsNBones
    10 years ago

    "like having a gigantic poo after being constipated for a week", by far the best simile I've ever read.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    Yes it's perfectly normally just because you are a girl or a boy doesn't mean you have to like certain things.

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  • KekReptilian
    7 years ago

    Yes, it's certainly normal to be smarter and more interesting than those that like trendy trash.

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  • anonymous9250
    10 years ago

    You should really try the audio books read by Becca Battoe, the books are amazing you need to read all the book it more than the erotica its the story line you need to focus on

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  • ifonlyuknew247
    10 years ago

    I've been meaning to read it, but I've been too busy having actual intercourse.

    Just kidding! I never meant to read it.

    I used to like the Sleeping Beauty series by Anne Rice writing under a pseudonym, last name Roquelaire, I believe, not Googling it, too lazy and too busy having actual intercourse.

    Totally normal!!!

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  • BloodRedAndTrue
    10 years ago

    im a dude. what the fuck is 50 shades of cum or gray or whatever about?

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  • kittykat9930
    10 years ago

    I've had my copy for almost a year and I still havent picked it up!

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  • GinnyWeasley
    10 years ago

    yes its normal
    I read the first one on the internet to see what the hype was all about and it was a real disappointment.
    Not only because of the non-existant plot (all they do is have sex, force her to eat, go out, repeat) but it was really cringe worthy:
    -my inner goddess bullshit
    -holy shit/ holy crap/holy cow/oh shit / oh crap/ etc....

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  • shuggy-chan
    10 years ago

    Then read some Neal Asher, or Timothy Zahn, or Chris Bunch, or Jim Butcher, Or Jessie Bu-...crap I forgot his name, I'll look it up

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