Is it normal that i'm obsessed with massaging my breasts?

I absolutely have to make sure I'm working my chicken enough for it to absorb all the good flavors I'm putting into it before I bake it in the oven. I enjoy putting tender love into my cooking. Seeing my friends and family enjoy eating what I cook is what I strive for.

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68% Normal
Based on 34 votes (23 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • Rusty-Rider

    You must have fun cooking a cow.

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    • iwannajerk4you

      Are you suggesting the beef strokenoff

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  • sourgrapes

    Yes its bloody well normal...

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    • Not according to you guys it isn't.

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    • arthurtheaardvark99

      you forgot the 'ffs' at the end.

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