Is it normal that i'm sexually attracted to shapes of countries?

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There isn't really much more to say, I just jack off to the rigid edges and shapes on a world map of google earth and it turns me on, I don't have a girlfriend.

Edit: It's mainly the crinkly borders that turn me on, look at the border of Norway if you want to know what I mean. I just can't resist its amazing bumpy border

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Based on 42 votes (13 yes)

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DepressedStar33

6 years ago | pl

Is it just me or are these posts getting weirder?

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- [Old Memory]
  
  6 years ago
  
  The site is overrun with trolls. It’s not you.
  
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    6 years ago
    
    I'm not trolling man, just speaking my mind
    
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lonewolf1253

6 years ago

Tell mommy you want a world globe for your birthday. She'll think your being studious and knowledgeable. And all the while you'll simply be satisfying your very strange fetish.

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horny_simpletons

6 years ago

What if you had a gf who was named after a country...and had skin with rigid edges, rather than a body like a back road...haha

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- e51pegasi
  
  6 years ago
  
  I've met one or two women called India, you might be onto something there.
  
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  - Ummitsme
    
    6 years ago
    
    Or American states. I know a girl named Alabama and my god do I want to dock my ship in some her coastal crevices if you know what I mean. She does have some serious muscle shoals though, so she'd probably whoop my ass.
    
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HopelessDreamer

6 years ago

Get a girlfriend. Period

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- nikkiclaire
  
  6 years ago
  
  Why foist this rubbish on a poor unsuspecting woman?
  
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  - _Mehhhh_
    
    6 years ago
    
    Haha!
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  I can't. I've tried but humans just can't satisfy me the same way countries can
  
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[Old Memory]

6 years ago

If my throat wasn't sore, i'd be laughing my ass off.

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LordOfTheCheese

6 years ago

I like African countries the best, just the mere thought of them makes me shake with orgasmic glee.

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Annaegg

6 years ago

damn Canada, you be looking fine af girl.

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McBean

6 years ago

Imagine the tip of South America humping in and out of the Mediterranean sea. The Straights of Gibraltar gets wet and has a good stretch, achieving an orgasm that is earth shaking.

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- Ummitsme
  
  6 years ago
  
  If the tip of south America can reach the Mediterranean then that would be growth of Pangaic proportions. Bravo Patagonia.
  
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WitchyCandy

6 years ago

Remember the good old days where the descriptions were actually descriptive? Oh well, I'm not sure that I want to know any more details of this post though

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NothingbutFireflies

6 years ago

I wonder how you'll react to the person here who is terrified of world maps

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magic7

6 years ago

Take a civics class and a History class

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pendletonGibbs

6 years ago

What's your favorite country, Sweden?

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RoseIsabella

6 years ago

It's not normal, but I voted normal, because it just sounds so stupid.

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nikkiclaire

6 years ago

States are way more appealing. Just look at Colorado and Wyoming. Like wow!!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  I think I know that you mean, but no way man, countries all the way for me
  
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[Old Memory]

6 years ago

What’s your favorite continent to cum on?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  6 years ago
  
  Ah, all of them are great, but Europe is definitely my favorite, I get hungry just thinking about the edges on Germany or Norway, Belarus is great too
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    6 years ago
    
    You need a new map, screen, or a refresher on 5th grade geography. None of those things are continents, but jack what’s left of your brain away.
    
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    - NothingbutFireflies
      
      6 years ago
      
      Lol, way to disappoint the troll. But isn't Europe a continent though?
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        6 years ago
        
        Not anymore. It’s on the same landmass as Asia, so now known as the continent of Eurasia, declared a supercontinent by modern day geologists.
        
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LittleCraze

6 years ago

No...just...no...

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Nickvey

6 years ago

sure if you are fucking Paris but if you are fucking Itstanzbull means you are gay.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  6 years ago
  
  You’re funny sometimes. If only you had a sophomoric command of the English language...
  
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leggs91200

5 years ago

I once knew this girl named Colorado.
The original poster would probably find her to be a real square.
HUUUU HU HU HU HU...
This, my friends, is what we call a "dad joke".

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KandyKatAlien

5 years ago

I have weird fetishes too. I think we all do. I’m atracted to cats and corpses of humans...

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MangoTango

6 years ago

Promoting geography knowledge is a good cause!

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OwOWhatsThis

6 years ago

👌👈

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Babygirl17

6 years ago

Dude, that's weird! I just imagine what it looks like to me. I'm not physically attracted!!!

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Aethylfritha

6 years ago

I think you're a fricking liar!

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myfreakinopinion

6 years ago

loco.

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odilo_globotnik

6 years ago

Go to Sweden with a "refugees welcome here" sign on your ass.

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Pink-pumpkin

6 years ago

Totally normal!

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