Is it normal that i narrate my bowel movements?

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Ever since I was a kid I like to loudly narrate my poops. For example, I sit on the toilet and start screaming "HOLY FUCK HERE IT GOES SHIT TIME" and I always eat a lot of beans and beer so I have loud gassy poop and start screaming about "DOODY LAUNCH IN 45321 ATTACK BOMBS AWAY" and sometimes they return fire so i take the poop back out of the toilet and throw it on the walls and smear it all over myself. This is ruining every adult relationshhp I have.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    um yeah troll

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  • Ducklingducktheduckling
    5 years ago

    I think that’s a deep seated urge we all have deep inside our souls

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    Not really normal. Are you angry at your life or dissatisfied?

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