Is it normal that i pee in houseplants?

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At night if I needed to pee I'd just use the plant next to my bed, that way I don't wake anyone. Then I started to do it more often, like, to empty my bladder before I masturbate, or when I wake up coz I don't want anyone to see my morning wood or think I'm taking to long. But now I seem to use that more than the actual toilet. Like, if I'm watching a film, playing a video game and I need a piss, I just slide the plant under the covers and let it flow. Sometimes I don't even put it back on the side table, I just leave with my dick sat in it so if I need to go again I can just go without having to do anything. The plant looks fine and If the bathrooms closer I'll use that, but I've started doing in the plants downstairs too, Is because I'm just lazy or is there something wrong with me?

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    I bet it stinks to high heaven where ever you keep the poor plant.

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    • sandnigga
      7 years ago

      thats what i was thinking too lol

      he might need some febreeze XD

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      • DesperateEdward
        7 years ago

        My room is starting to smell a bit now I think of it, but the plants fine, he loves it.

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        • sandnigga
          7 years ago

          well good, as long as the plants not dead lol

          you could use that febreeze plug-in ;)

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          • DesperateEdward
            7 years ago

            If my housemate walked in to find my room smelling of febreeze, she would probably be ten times more suspicious than if it stunk of piss...

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            • sandnigga
              7 years ago

              lol but the pee is more obvious.

              you'll need 10 times more febreeze!

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        • Max2016
          7 years ago

          Of course the plant will be fine, in fact you're providing it with natural fertilizer. What do you think manure is? It's cow dung.

          But if it stinks, then you should stop.

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          • DesperateEdward
            7 years ago

            I wouldn't go as far as to use "manure" but yeah I think the plant is doing better thanks to my watering.

            I'm not sure if it's the plant that stinks, or the bed/carpet... I'm a terrible aim :(.

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            • Max2016
              7 years ago

              Drink a lot of water. Your pee wont' stink so much.

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  • Tempest-au
    7 years ago

    Take the plant to the shower, and give it a good long shower in cold water to wash the excess accumulated salts (and smell) from the soil. Do this every couple of weeks, and you and your plant will probably be able to continue your relationship until the next ice age.

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  • AbnormallyAwesome
    7 years ago

    I can't really picture this ... You sleep with a plant under the covers? And who do you live with? Is nobody noticing the smell? And what about hygiene? You shouldn't let your junk sit in pee soaked soil. That's just a bacterial frat party.
    I mean, I get that it's liberating to pee where you're not supposed to, but watch your health and don't live in your own filth.

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    • DesperateEdward
      7 years ago

      I don't sleep with it. I am clean and I shower everyday, just can't be bothered walk down the hall sometimes. I live with three other people my age and no one comes in my room anyway so they don't suspect a thing.

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      • AbnormallyAwesome
        7 years ago

        In that case have fun, I guess. But better not pee in other people's plants. That's just a super awkward moment waiting to happen.

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        • sandnigga
          7 years ago

          or he could try to do it to see if he can get away with it XD haha

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  • sandnigga
    7 years ago

    Can I pee with you? Sounds like fun. As long as it doesnt kill the plant lol

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