Is it normal that i sniff for dead fish?

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I am a janitor that works night shift cleaning an office building. Late in the shift after I turn off the lights, I go around sniffing chair cushions. I smell all kinds of strange interesting odors, but my favorite is "dead fish".

Some people will think I am part dog, but these smells add a whole new dimension to my perception of people. Is it normal to be "scent curious"?

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    I knew night janitors were weirdos hiding something

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      We are simply discovering odors that women hide in their pants.

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  • Daisybee
    9 years ago

    If there's a dead fish scent on a chair the woman who sits there probably has a medical condition I wouldn't sniff that shit

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I sniff thru a surgical mask because sometimes there's dried discharge on the chair.

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  • Ace09
    9 years ago

    Why would it be?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Because when you sniff out people you know them better.

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      • Ace09
        9 years ago

        Not normal, not normal for me at least.

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        • thegypsysailor
          9 years ago

          Some gay guys refer to the smell from a woman's pussy as a dead fish smell, which I believe this cretin is referring to.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            9 years ago

            Yes, my estranged friend. The spectrum and vibrance of vaginal odors is truly riveting, mystical, and effervescent to those who dare explore this untamed dimension regarded as taboo by queasy anorexics. Be earthy, thirst for nature's pleasure, and go for the gusto.

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            • slings_and_arrows
              9 years ago

              You don't sound like the average janitor. Busted! Nice fantasy, troll.

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