Is it normal that i stick things in her mail slot?

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There's this woman who lives at my apartment complex and sometimes I stick things through her mail slot and run away. I do this when she isn't around sometimes, just because I know she's watching the mail slot on some days and for her to catch me would ruin the fun. I like to cram things that have no apparent significance through her mail slot and wonder what she thinks about it; last week, I stuck a McDonald's wrapper (cheese licked off), a page ripped out of "Finnegan's Wake," and a toothbrush that I scrub my toilet with through her door. It gets my adrenaline rushing, because I never know when I'm going to get caught.

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Based on 22 votes (7 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde
    8 years ago

    I don't know what to say about this. This is so strange.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    That's not cheese Bro.

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  • breathingtree
    8 years ago

    The icky things are too boring because it's trash and something a child might do, but the page ripped from the book ...that was interesting. Keep up the good work.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      I think next I will take some pictures of nearby locations and cram them in her slot, along with pages from books.

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      • breathingtree
        8 years ago

        It's been two weeks, have you done anything recently?

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Isn't it like, illegal to use a mail slot for anything but mail?

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  • Dazed_dreamer
    8 years ago

    I say continue doing it lol

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I found a dead bird before and stuck it in someones mail.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Lol. Sounds fun.

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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago

    Do you know that's illegal?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Yeah. I say it increases the fun!

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      • gummy_jr
        8 years ago

        Put your dick in there

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Maybe I'll just put a dickpic in it. She'll have to have sex with all of the men in her complex in order to find out whose dick it is.

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          • gummy_jr
            8 years ago

            You sure?

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  • G)d
    8 years ago

    Next time, send her a note with letters cut from a magazine; pull a Zodiac!

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    You need to help her. Perhaps she would enjoy pictures of gay porn, or a steamy romance novel. New or used condoms are another possibility. Of course, you could also be more grow up, and ask her out for drinks.

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  • LadyEliza
    8 years ago

    depends how old you are.
    mental age, you're, like, 12.

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  • Angelmikeal0
    8 years ago

    You Motherfucker So You Are The Faggot Causing My Sister So Much Trouble.

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    • mystery7
      8 years ago

      That sounds (and looks) like a book title

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      • Angelmikeal0
        8 years ago

        it is actually, try sticking a plastic snake through her door that should scare her to death.

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