Is it normal that i tend to procrasturbate?

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Sometimes, when I'm in between doing things that I need to do but don't want to start on immediately, I'll segment my activities with a jerk-off break. The problem is, I never get around to jerking-off, and when I try to, I start talking to myself and I forget that I'm supposed to be jerking-off. So I never get around to doing what I'm supposed to do because I never get around to jerking off.

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Based on 29 votes (22 yes)
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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    So basically, you sit around all day with a limp dick in your hand.........normal.

    I'm so lonely :.(

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Umm. Holding a limp dick in a state of confusion sounds a bit like Altzheimers.

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    • blacklady
      9 years ago

      my six bleeding assholes ache from all the pressure

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  • POOPOOFACE
    9 years ago

    Just do SOMETHING! Pull the pud and when you are finished get on with your unimportant duties!

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  • LifeTheRide
    9 years ago

    Yes.

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