Is it normal that i want a heart attack for a christmas present?

That's right. Bah humbug. I want a heart attack for fucking christmas. Fuck the world. I have everything else anyway, except a good fuck buddy.

You can laugh at me, criticize me, berate me - that's all okay. Please just don't give me sympathy. That will make me cringe like a worm on a hot driveway. Am I normal?

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30% Normal
Based on 43 votes (13 yes)
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  • yourdeepestshame

    Is it normal? I suppose it yes. Many people experience suicidal ideation at least some point in their lives. Although what you're describing isn't quite the same, as you're not fantasizing about inducing your own death through intentional action; rather, you're hoping fate/God/circumstance (whatever you want to call it) will kill you. Having said that, it's still basically the same mindset.

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  • Ellenna

    Be careful what you wish for! I've had one and I can tell you a heart attack is no fun at all. It HURTS and it's very scary and for months afterwards I couldn't sleep because I was afraid I'd have another one and not wake up again. I've had a few passing bouts of depression when I've briefly wished that would happen, but I'm well through that now and I want to stay in this beautiful world, with all its faults, for as long as I can

    Are you wanting sympathy from somewhere if you have one and survive it, or hoping for a fatal one?

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    • I'm just pissed off at life, that's all. Dinner at a homeless shelter would probably be a good idea. I could give them a nice donation. I should get out of my basement more often.

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      • Ellenna

        We all get pissed off at life sometimes, the trick is to get yourself "unpissed off" because no-one is going to come knocking at your door to give you a good life, you have to make one yourself ....... sorry to state the obvious and good luck, not just for xmas but for the rest of your life too

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        • Well of course. But my horizons are closing due to health. I am often just more comfortable in isolation.

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  • thegypsysailor

    Be careful what you wish for. Most cardiac events happen after a huge meal like Thanksgiving and X-Mas, so you could easily get your wish.
    Sounds like you are seeking some sympathy from an ex. If you are that lonely, you'd do better going to one of those places that serve free X-Mas dinners to the homeless.

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    • Thanks for the suggestion, I might get out of my basement and drop into a shelter for dinner. But I don't want sympathy from anyone. Yuck. Fyi, I have never had an ex; just worn out blow-up dolls.

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      • thegypsysailor

        Poor things. At least you don't have to pay alimony. lol
        Pass on the heart attack, dude. No matter how minor it was, it shakes one's world. We all cheat death at one time or another, but when it's your body that fails; that's a real game changer.

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        • charli.m's_Endless_Period

          Hey Mr. Sailor. I found the perfect gift for you in my catalog of gifts from assholes for assholes. It's a Chikungunya middle finger. You will never be able to say "fuck you" with sign language again.

          Thought you might like it. Anyway, your style here at IIN makes you the master at telling the rest of us scurvy dogs to get fucked. Lol.

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          • thegypsysailor

            What in the world has the chikungunya virus have to do with middle fingers? I fear you have been reading upside down. Oops.
            By the by we had chick V last year and it was that damn finger in which the pain lasted longest. However, though it wouldn't curl into my fist for a year or so, it stood proudly straight up when needed.

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            • charli.m's_Endless_Period

              Ok. I'll keep looking. We are both assholes, so I should find something.

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  • green_boogers

    It's normal if you are pathetic. But, I get the impression that you think you are more pathetic than you really are.

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  • donuthell45

    you don't really mean that. My wife had a coronary five easters ago after we ate.what a nightmare.First we weren't sure what was wrong.Trying to keep the grandkids out and trying to keep my high strung daughter calm , and me calm as well when I really wanted to cry ,It was a zoo to say the least.

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    • If I had a family, then I wouldn't want a heart attack.

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  • Barbarella

    Do you like cougars? I'm looking for a frisky young fuck buddy for the Holiday season. Are you under 30?

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    • I used to like cougars, but now I'm about the same age as you are.

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      • Barbarella

        Oh, OK. Sorry then.

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  • charli.m's_Endless_Period

    Sure. I'll sell you a heart attack. It's a selection in a catalog of Christmas gifts from assholes to other assholes. Haha. Haha. TheGypsySailor would love the catalog. Lol.

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