Is it normal that i want a urinal?

22 Comments

I am an older man that lives alone in a big house. I have everything that I need. But, something is missing. I finally identified the void. It is a urinal like those in Men's toilet areas in public buildings.

If I had one installed in my house, I could take a piss and feel a subtle but masculine sense of satisfaction as I zip up my pants with an empty bladder. But, I am worried that female dinner guests would feel uncomfortable with the atmosphere.

Please select one of the following. And, ladies please leave comments about your feelings here. They will be especially valuable to me when making a decision.

Do it, man. Nothing wrong with living in a locker room.	8
No class at all. You reik of masculinity. Get a decorating advisor.	3
Dude, get married. You're a lost soul.	1
This is a novel idea. It's better than pissing in a can.	8

Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!

[ Report Post ]

Comments ( 22 )

RoseIsabella

3 years ago

Get a bidet instead.

Comment Hidden ( show )

2

2
- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  I have my bathtub rigged to work like a bidet, using a hand held shower with an extra long cord. I like your suggestion. Pissing in a bidet is actually hot monkey fun for both boys and girls.
  
  Comment Hidden ( show )
  
  0
  
  0
  - RoseIsabella
    
    3 years ago
    
    I was talking about a bidet for sanitary purposes, not whatever you are talking about.
    
    Comment Hidden ( show )
    
    0
    
    0
    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      3 years ago
      
      You're no fun. You can't come to my party.
      
      Comment Hidden ( show )
      
      0
      
      0
      - RoseIsabella
        
        3 years ago
        
        That's fine with me considering that this is an anonymous website, and I don't know you. Besides I rather suspect your idea of what is fun would not be to my taste.
        
        Comment Hidden ( show )
        
        0
        
        0
        
        -
        
        Anonymous Post Author
        
        3 years ago
        
        Well na na na nanna.
        
        Comment Hidden ( show )
        
        0
        
        0
ChrissySnow

3 years ago

Actually, I think most of us would LOVE it if homes had urinals. For me that would mean I wouldn't have to worry about you guys leaving the seat up, or worse, splattering pee all over the toilet. You guys have really bad aim. In Germany, I'm told your aim got so bad they made it law to teach boys to sit to pee. Take your pick, get a urinal or sit down to pee. Either way STOP MISSING!

Comment Hidden ( show )

1

1
- SwickDinging
  
  3 years ago
  
  I was going to say this. If a urinal means my toilet and surrounding area doesn't get covered in piss then I am all for it.
  
  Comment Hidden ( show )
  
  1
  
  1
- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Thank you for your support. Yes, urinals have almost no splatter. You will be welcome to use my bathroom anytime.
  
  Comment Hidden ( show )
  
  1
  
  1
- COVID-19
  
  3 years ago
  
  It's not always aim. For those of us who are uncircumcised, the foreskin can get in the way and splatter the flow. It only happens when the foreskin isn't pulled back enough, which btw can be painful.
  
  Comment Hidden ( show )
  
  0
  
  0
OSCARUK

1 year ago

Assuming you aren't going to put the urinal right next to the dining table that your dinner guests dine at then what is the problem, im sure any potential dinner guest would be reassured to know that you haven't pissed all over the seat

Comment Hidden ( show )

0

0
olderdude-xx

3 years ago

I've seen houses with urinals in them. No one complained.

I've seen more houses with urinals installed than separate bidet's in the USA.

Now a bidet seat on a toilet is a common thing (and we have one in our house). Separate bidets from a toilet are rare in the midwest.

Go ahead and do it. You may need to enlarge the bathroom to add one. Minor house remodel. Do a nice job with quality materials - and ensure its color matched, and I doubt it will cause any questions or comments when eventually sold.

ps: On the "aim" issue - its not that our aim is bad; its that the tip of the penis where the urethea exits is not a smooth round opening. It's often more of a slit, and it has a tendency to split a urine stream into multiple streams - with a minor one going in a much different direction than the main one...

Also, for males - its far easier to fully pee out (empty the bladder) when standing than when sitting.

Urinals make a lot of sense as they capture the side streams and any dripping.

Comment Hidden ( show )

0

0
jethro

3 years ago

Why not just piss in the sink. It works the same.

Comment Hidden ( show )

0

0
- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Yes. I do this, but it doesn't give closure quite like zipping up in front of a urinal.
  
  Comment Hidden ( show )
  
  0
  
  0
  - jethro
    
    3 years ago
    
    You're just a troll. Zipping up is zipping up no matter where you do it.
    
    Comment Hidden ( show )
    
    1
    
    1
    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      3 years ago
      
      Actually, I have to disagree. Vain guys like to zip up in front of a mirror.
      
      Comment Hidden ( show )
      
      0
      
      0
Bazinga

3 years ago

Since you have everything, do this. Identify your least used bathroom. If a urinal won't fit, knock out the tub and replace with a walk in shower. Put the urinal on the wall. You'll have less problems with random droplets. Lock up that bathroom while female guests are present.

Comment Hidden ( show )

0

0
- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Well aren't you just a master of the obvious.
  
  Comment Hidden ( show )
  
  0
  
  0
raisinbran

3 years ago

You already have a urinal, it’s called the bathroom sink. What kind of bachelor are you?

Comment Hidden ( show )

-1

-1
- ChrissySnow
  
  3 years ago
  
  GROSS!
  
  Comment Hidden ( show )
  
  0
  
  0
  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    3 years ago
    
    Do us a favor Chrissy. Piss in the shower next time you wash your hair. Naughty girls call the shots.
    
    Comment Hidden ( show )
    
    0
    
    0
- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Very true. But dude, sinks lack authenticity.
  
  Comment Hidden ( show )
  
  0
  
  0

Are You Normal?

Is it normal that i want a urinal?