Is it normal that i want to give a smack to other peoples mardy bairns?

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Bollocks! For boff sake i cannot stand all these glaikit bairns on their mobile phones when their parents are disciplining em, is it ass backwards that i want to step in when the parent is not lookin' and give the mardy a smashing smack? fancied like they used to do to me back in me school yard year with ruler and belt! Maybe then the narky bairns would have some respect! Im only worried people would think ill of me and think i was pulling a Clarence Thomas.

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  • CountessDouche
    4 years ago

    Oooo do australian next

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      turing test failed

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  • Bumfuzzle
    4 years ago

    By the age of 60, most people have lost 50% of their taste buds.

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    • Boojum
      4 years ago

      That's rather careless of them.

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      • shuggy-chan
        4 years ago

        cor blimey!!

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  • SKDM007
    4 years ago

    Mardy? ah, ur from leicester i see

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  • my_life_my_way
    4 years ago

    You’re trying to sound like an English Northerner?? I’m a Northerner and I was thinking Scottish. 😂

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan
    4 years ago

    Ive been saying it for years. Parents need to start beating their kids again. This no spanking thing has created little victim machines.

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  • dimwitted
    4 years ago

    It was consistent all the way to the last sentence. How many times did you have to type and retype?

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  • Grunewald
    4 years ago

    What's a mardy bairn?

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    • Boojum
      4 years ago

      Mardy is dialect for sulky in northern England. Bairn is dialect for child or young person in that area as well as in Scotland. As far as I know, "glaiket" is exclusively Scots.

      I guess the OP is aiming to sound like someone from northern England having a moan, but the use of "cell phone" is an Americanism (they're "mobile phones" in the UK), "ass" would be more likely spelled "arse" by a Brit, and I doubt if one Brit in a few hundred has any idea who Clarence Thomas is.

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      • Grunewald
        4 years ago

        I'm a northern Brit and I couldn't have told you that.

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      • Anonymous Post Author
        4 years ago

        thank you for the edits mate, really helps thank you :) <3

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