Is it normal that my bed started to shake while i was watching exorcism?

i was always scared of ghost and shit like that..when i was younger i saw a ghost at home when i was alone...he was searching in my bag...and when i saw him he got his hand out of my bag and the bag just moved...and he dissaparead...and some night i was watching exorcism on tv and i wanted to go 2 sleep and suddenly a strange noise came from my wall and my bed started to shake 2 or 3 times ...i dunno wtf was that
and i know is not normal

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  • Isolated

    Maybe you're the one who was shaking.

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  • RickAstley

    It is obvious to me that you are being haunted. The first step in the next series is to make contact with whatever being came to you. To innitiate this you must purchase coloured crayons, a napkin and some salt. Sprinkle the salt over the napkin and ask it some questions with the crayon. Don't be worried if it is aprehensive at first, this is your first time meeting and that will only be natural. Start off with simple questions like, "What is your name?", "Do you have a favourite colour?" before moving onto more personal questions like, "Would you rather masturbate with sandpaper or take a cactus up your chuff?".Don't worry if the spirit doesn't write back. It's just thinking.

    Repeat this process for a couple of days and the spirit should appear to you. It will most likely take the form of either Mitt Romeny (Go figure) or a sink cleaning product.

    Before you iniate full contact first stock up on cough syrup and nasal sprays. Proceed to stay up late into the night consuming these until your eyes redden. This means the spirit is now aware of your presence. Sit down in a darkened room with both your legs over your head and start to talk. The spirit should aparate.

    Now this is the important part. Things can only go two ways from here. Either you can be Miss Goody Two Shoes and not put out until later on in your relationship or you can take it to the next level with Mr Ghosty over here. If you choose the latter option (Slut) then you should wake up in the near distant future, naked, dazed with a traffic cone attatched to both your nipples and in a county jail.

    After following these string of events please don't hesitate to contact me for further information if your bed shaking continues to persist.

    Or you could try not being such a fucking idiot.

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    • Harvester`

      Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner

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  • Darkoil

    Wanking over exorcisms were we?

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  • Bigmac69

    It was me

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  • MRmr

    Your high as hell

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  • Earthquake

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  • jermath35

    Don't watch movies like that.... It opens doors to the occult...

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  • mokuton

    orgasm ....

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  • GirlOfSilence

    You were dreaming or having an earthquake.

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  • Steve92

    The demon under ur bed must have been scared off!

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  • truercheese

    Lol you know it was not normal, yet you are asking if it was normal.
    Nice try. I'm pretty sure it didn't happen. Either you made it up, dreamt it, or imagined it.
    My walls and furniture shake during a certain part of the washer's cycle, when it spins really fast to get most of the water out if the clothes. It's really annoying.

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    • andrei19314

      dude...it came a sound from my wall and then the bed started to shake 2 times...it was like someone was shaking it

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      • truercheese

        Likely story.

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  • HaiImGreg

    Well, i like my mum so...

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  • cammers

    Maybe you were just dreaming it sense you were trying to fall asleep with that on.

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  • McFisticuffs

    It didn't happen.

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  • I think your bed was petrified.

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  • bgreedy

    You might wanna get a priest....

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  • hermione

    things that are strange do happen, it sounds like you could be clairvoyant, you need to imagine an eye closing in yor head and a curtain falling and then build a brick wall around it, that should help if not then put a small saucer of salt in each room and leave overnight, in the morning throw the salt away from the house, this should work if not move

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