Is it normal that my hands have the shiny gloss of a chimp's hands?

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They are very reflective when I hold them up to the light. Am I losing my human DNA?

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Based on 24 votes (14 yes)
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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago

    Yes, exactly. Your DNA is shooting out of your hands like dynamite with a laser beam.

    Guaranteed to blow your mind.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa
      8 years ago

      I just laughed so hard at this!!!! XD oh my god lol

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      • howaminotmyself
        8 years ago

        I wrote this purely for my own amusement. I'm glad someone else found it funny too. :)

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  • Aries
    8 years ago

    if your hands are glossy , you should stop giving out so many hand jobs xD

    *looks down at penis , raising eyebrow*

    this post made me chuckle

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  • ReginaFalange
    8 years ago

    I think I've heard that's a sign of bad health, i can't remember what it was.
    Dehydration maybe... Google it

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Are you diabetic?

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  • pixie44
    8 years ago

    Are you made of metal or..

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