Is it normal that my house acts like this??????

My house makes weird noises but like your usual noises. The radiators vibrate, doors open and the kettle turns on my itself. The fireguard also flys across the room. Is this normal?

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38% Normal
Based on 26 votes (10 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    whats a fireguard?

    yall gots a flyin fireman full time in yalls house?

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    • Murun

      I think you call it firescreen in Americanese?

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      • Cheet0

        No idea what u mean by "Firescreen" tbh, amd I speak fluent "Americanese" as you'do put it... (Language is ENGLISH BTW)

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        • Cheet0

          *Wait, u mean a screen to keep kids away from a fireplace, to help stop little kids from getting burned?

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  • beebeeb

    CALL THE POPE

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  • RandyRascal

    The invisible man is sleeping with you.

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  • Murun

    Or maybe it's been repossessed?

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    • lordofopinions

      Possessed?

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  • idontcaree

    You should probably get a priest because it sounds like your house is possessed.

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  • CorruptedSoul

    Yes

    Everyone's house does this

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