Is it normal that my only purpose in life is to have sex

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I go to the gym only to make sure I have have sex longer, harder and look sexually appealing.

I go to work only to make sure I have money, cloths and other things to date and have sex.

I bought a bed based on how sturdy it is for love making sessions, even my pillows are for sex.

I eat foods that have a positive effect on my libido and make my cum taste better like pineapple

I drink lots of water so I can cum more

I plan my day and weekends around sex and time having sex so that I will be the hardest and cum the most.

Once a woman told me she was "not a robot" because I wanted sex too much, so I immediately dumped her.

Another time a woman didn't want to give me head so I kicked her out at 2am....she came right back and gave me a blow job though ahaha.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    So basically you do all of this just to be able to do the most basic primitive act? My advice is to stop living such a primitive life, some of us have discovered tools and you should too.

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    • flamer180
      8 years ago

      I dont know if I would call sex primitive lol

      Trying to start a fire by banging rocks is primitive lol

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    • noid
      8 years ago

      Lol

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Yep if nothing else I CAN FUCC!

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  • Daltonthroatripper
    7 years ago

    How do you know your cum tastes like pineapple ? have you tried it ?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Yes I have tried it.

      But eating pineapple don't make your cum taste like pineapple. it just makes it taste sweeter

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  • Terence_the_viking
    8 years ago

    So go out and have sex just don't go around raping people you DIRTY BASTARD.

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  • deepdankstickygoo
    8 years ago

    You try to get your loads to taste like pineapple?

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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Sounds like an addiction to me and that's very boring

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    • S.khan
      8 years ago

      Are you on fb ellena?

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      • Ellenna
        8 years ago

        Yep but under my real name and there's no way I'm putting that on here

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        • S.khan
          8 years ago

          So can you add me on fb my name is Ðuðé Júsţiñ and fb id is Gayafaor.rahamani on fb

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    You sound about as romantic as a bitch in heat!

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